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From: Okinawa, Japan
The funny thing is in Japan they have shorter tires and no lift. They are just stubby little two seaters for chicks to drive. There's one were I work. License plate says "bouncy". 
I always thought some dumb chick drove it. It turns out this dude about 6'2" at 300+lbs drives it. WTF?!? Or should I wonder how the **** - as in how the **** does he get into and out of it. The weird thing is this guy (I worked on his computer a few times) is indeed a heterosexual with a family and is very into quadrunners. Not to say that quadrunners are not gay - some straight guys must like bouncing around rugged, muddy trails with that engine vibrating the crap out of their prostates. But that theory leads me to why gay guy dress like bikers and vice versa. But that's another rant for another day. So, anyway.... That's like a dude driving a mid '80s Rabbit Cabriolet. Hmmmm, that reminds me that this co-worker had a early '80s Rabbit Cabriolet when he started working in my group. But in all fairness he ditched it for a sort of new Isuzu Trooper. The Rabbit had server him well for over ten years and prior to that it was his parents. So I guess that gets him off the hook.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 4,326
From: Richardson Texas
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The funny thing is in Japan they have shorter tires and no lift. They are just stubby little two seaters for chicks to drive. There's one were I work. License plate says "bouncy". I always thought some dumb chick drove it. It turns out this dude about 6'2" at 300+lbs drives it. WTF?!? Or should I wonder how the **** - as in how the **** does he get into and out of it. The weird thing is this guy (I worked on his computer a few times) is indeed a heterosexual with a family and is very into quadrunners. Not to say that quadrunners are not gay - some straight guys must like bouncing around rugged, muddy trails with that engine vibrating the crap out of their prostates. But that theory leads me to why gay guy dress like bikers and vice versa. But that's another rant for another day. So, anyway.... That's like a dude driving a mid '80s Rabbit Cabriolet. Hmmmm, that reminds me that this co-worker had a early '80s Rabbit Cabriolet when he started working in my group. But in all fairness he ditched it for a sort of new Isuzu Trooper. The Rabbit had server him well for over ten years and prior to that it was his parents. So I guess that gets him off the hook.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
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From: Amityville, New York
Originally Posted by Jerk_Racer' date='Jan 2 2003, 09:01 PM
The funny thing is in Japan they have shorter tires and no lift. They are just stubby little two seaters for chicks to drive. There's one were I work. License plate says "bouncy". I always thought some dumb chick drove it. It turns out this dude about 6'2" at 300+lbs drives it. WTF?!? Or should I wonder how the **** - as in how the **** does he get into and out of it. The weird thing is this guy (I worked on his computer a few times) is indeed a heterosexual with a family and is very into quadrunners. Not to say that quadrunners are not gay - some straight guys must like bouncing around rugged, muddy trails with that engine vibrating the crap out of their prostates. But that theory leads me to why gay guy dress like bikers and vice versa. But that's another rant for another day. So, anyway.... That's like a dude driving a mid '80s Rabbit Cabriolet. Hmmmm, that reminds me that this co-worker had a early '80s Rabbit Cabriolet when he started working in my group. But in all fairness he ditched it for a sort of new Isuzu Trooper. The Rabbit had server him well for over ten years and prior to that it was his parents. So I guess that gets him off the hook.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
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Joined: Nov 2002
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From: Okinawa, Japan
Hey, if you want that two minutes of you life back for reading my post. Then too bad.
C'mon, if you have read my stuff before you'd know sometimes I just start typing, and typing, and typing. And it doesn't always make sense.
C'mon, if you have read my stuff before you'd know sometimes I just start typing, and typing, and typing. And it doesn't always make sense.
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Posts: 4,775
From: Ames, IA
Originally Posted by Jerk_Racer' date='Jan 2 2003, 09:01 PM
The funny thing is in Japan they have shorter tires and no lift. They are just stubby little two seaters for chicks to drive. There's one were I work. License plate says "bouncy". I always thought some dumb chick drove it. It turns out this dude about 6'2" at 300+lbs drives it. WTF?!? Or should I wonder how the **** - as in how the **** does he get into and out of it. The weird thing is this guy (I worked on his computer a few times) is indeed a heterosexual with a family and is very into quadrunners. Not to say that quadrunners are not gay - some straight guys must like bouncing around rugged, muddy trails with that engine vibrating the crap out of their prostates. But that theory leads me to why gay guy dress like bikers and vice versa. But that's another rant for another day. So, anyway.... That's like a dude driving a mid '80s Rabbit Cabriolet. Hmmmm, that reminds me that this co-worker had a early '80s Rabbit Cabriolet when he started working in my group. But in all fairness he ditched it for a sort of new Isuzu Trooper. The Rabbit had server him well for over ten years and prior to that it was his parents. So I guess that gets him off the hook.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
But that fat dude at work that drives the X90.
10 points for the first person who identifies that.
