Gotta go drop the kids off at the pool myself. Been feeling this one all morning should be good and ripe.

 

it only counts if the dog is yours

 

 

I just consumed two mcdonalds cheesburgers, a 10 piece nugget, and a large fry. Topped off with sprite, wait about 20 minutes and this place will smell like...well ****.

 

God dammit im out of toilet paper.....and napkins, how the hell can i **** now....



:looks at sock:



DAMMIT

 

I went to go drop the kids off at the pool again today and had one kid that just didn't want to get out of the car.



I tried bouncng the car up and down to shake him loose.... no good.



I tried venting the gas lines thinking this would do the trick...kept hanging on.



I finally gave up and figured I was going to have to detail it agian. Then I looked to the left and saw these wet wipes. That did the trick. Its sort of like car wash in a bottle. Detailed in one step.



I do some of my best thinking sitting.

 

I took me a nice 45 minute poop after I got home from work. The soft yogurt ice ceam kind, you know, when it just comes out in this long, stinky line, curing around in a coil floating on top of the water..Needless to say, a shower was called for after that one.

 

LOL! im getting in the shower ina few. Going to suit up in my eagles jersey!

 

A thread about ****.. hmm..

 

shitty aint it