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08-20-2008, 09:22 AM
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The affair confession
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
08-20-2008, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Seppuku' post='906681' date='Aug 20 2008, 12:27 PM
I laughed, but the gf thinks it proves the point of men being stupid?
How could a joke prove any point? even more to the point how could a joke prove an entire, race, country or sex is anything?
08-20-2008, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by phinsup' post='906689' date='Aug 20 2008, 01:32 PM
How could a joke prove any point? even more to the point how could a joke prove an entire, race, country or sex is anything?
08-20-2008, 05:32 PM
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You can poison anyone...poisons are generally tasteless, colourless and odorless...you can be ******* Einstein or any female equivalent and still be "dumb" enough to get poisoned.
It's like saying men are stupid enough to die of cancer.
It's like saying men are stupid enough to die of cancer.
