Oops, yeah sure it would be a prime time for masturbation, but I just don't feel like it, besides that what the hotel room is for tonight.



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you rented a hotel room to go beat off in?



man, you must have money to just blow (excuse the pun)

 

hahaha. I won't be able to leave here until after 4, and I don't feel like trying to make it home by 3 in the morning, so I'm going to stop somewhere, probably Virginia and get a room for the night, then finish the drive tomorrow.



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i think you should decorate the apartment in all black, dress in drag, and run around screaming metallica

 

How aboot, I just put on AAA as loud as I can and yell "you mother *******, you think you're big, you're ******* nothing but a pig!!"



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now thats more like it!

 

It's a nice town. Weather seems to be fairly moist. Smells like a seaport though.



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I think that you should do a mani and a pedi while you watch will and grace. seems fitting.

 

Dude. You really need to take out your trash....

 

If only I had the money.



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