I have to pick up my contract for my house from the lawyers office at 3:00, so I am parking my *** here for the rest of the day in hopes of entertaining myself.

 

This definetely concerns me.

 

When will the madness end?

 

try this yeah, baby!



mike

 

this is the best climax of a movie, ever:



FAT MYERS then comes in after eating a few babies and

URINATES on MYERS, who finds his mojo and, with its powers,

EJACULATES on FAT MYERS' FACE, causing him to fall back into

a VAT-O-****-AND-****-AND-BOOGERS.



The EVIL WOMAN CHARACTER then begins throwing used TAMPAX

at HEATHER GRAHAM, who responds by throwing her DOUCHE- BAG

at the EVIL WOMAN, which splats all across her face.



HEATHER then reminds us that she has BREASTS.

 

whoops try this one! shagtastic!



mike

 

Ditto.

 

im over it now, its ok