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ahahahaha i lol when i read this
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that **** was funny
kevin |
it was more funny the first 8 times it was posted
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='863016' date='Mar 10 2007, 04:21 PM
it was more funny the first 8 times it was posted |
your humor is old!
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I liked it, but yeah, I've seen it before.
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