Tuesday Night
11-16-2005, 02:57 AM
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Yeah, like Krystal said, we went to the drag show.
At first, I though someone put a baked potato in the toilet. However, what I saw appeared to be the goddamnedest and largest single fecal deposit I've ever seen, including after holidays. It was bigger around than my wrist and as long as my forearm. This is what you'd see at the bottom of the atlantic if the Titanic hadn't broken apart as it sank. It was disgusting. And no, I didnt get close to it. My camera zooms. Thank God for that.
The queens were funny, they all lipsynched and danced a time or two. There was a butch cowboy lesbo who sang a country song to her woman, which was hot, but for the most part the night was non-wood inducing. I called 94T to see if he wanted to be my shirtless date, but he said he had other things going on... All said and done though, it was a good time.
At first, I though someone put a baked potato in the toilet. However, what I saw appeared to be the goddamnedest and largest single fecal deposit I've ever seen, including after holidays. It was bigger around than my wrist and as long as my forearm. This is what you'd see at the bottom of the atlantic if the Titanic hadn't broken apart as it sank. It was disgusting. And no, I didnt get close to it. My camera zooms. Thank God for that.
The queens were funny, they all lipsynched and danced a time or two. There was a butch cowboy lesbo who sang a country song to her woman, which was hot, but for the most part the night was non-wood inducing. I called 94T to see if he wanted to be my shirtless date, but he said he had other things going on... All said and done though, it was a good time.
11-16-2005, 04:15 AM
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I was too busy being shirtless in my garage buffing the truck. As much as I enjoy drag shows, I had to pass.
Thats an impressive turd, reminds me of a friend I had growing up. He could **** bowling *****. I imagine this turd of yours got that way from fudge packing though.
Thats an impressive turd, reminds me of a friend I had growing up. He could **** bowling *****. I imagine this turd of yours got that way from fudge packing though.
11-16-2005, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' post='778792' date='Nov 16 2005, 06:15 AM
I was too busy being shirtless in my garage buffing the truck. As much as I enjoy drag shows, I had to pass.
As I see it, you were just a thong and a feather boa from putting on your own drag show.
11-16-2005, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 94touring' post='778792' date='Nov 16 2005, 05:15 AM
Thats an impressive turd, reminds me of a friend I had growing up.
