An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this

congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This

is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the

party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this

Christian Family.'



No one moved.



The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit

this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart

you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.'



Again all was quiet.



Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop

traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice

quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible

misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux

Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard

under the sheets.'



The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation

roared.