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Old 01-14-2005, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 02:16 PM
With your attitude, You WOULD have fallen UP the ladders if you ever set foot on a Sub.

It really amazes me, this military knowledge you posess, I was Airborne, Air Asault, Indirect Fire Infantry,..................now tell me what in the **** would a mortarman be doing on a freakin sub. Other than lobbing rounds at it from the shore.
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:22 PM
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Come on the only thing that ever had sex on the sub, was the Duty Sock!
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 02:16 PM
With your attitude, You WOULD have fallen UP the ladders if you ever set foot on a Sub.

And people on subs are with other men for 6 months............homos, at least the Infantry gets to go into a town and get women.
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 01:22 PM
Come on the only thing that ever had sex on the sub, was the Duty Sock!



i bet that socks would be worth millions at a sperm donating facility.
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Originally Posted by Agent0013B' date='Jan 14 2005, 01:22 PM
And people on subs are with other men for 6 months............homos, at least the Infantry gets to go into a town and get women.



i liked that joke the first time i heard it.
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they got all crusty if you didnt wash them out about once a week
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Jan 14 2005, 02:22 PM
Come on the only thing that ever had sex on the sub, was the Duty Sock!

As an Infantryman we had sex with get this, not socks, or our hands, but bitches lots and lots of em, I'm sure the submariners or I guess I should callem seamen Had a furry animal in their bum or something else, come on, it's ok go ahead and admit it.
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Originally Posted by mazdadrifter' date='Jan 14 2005, 02:24 PM
i liked that joke the first time i heard it.

my computers f'ked up, my mistake, I didnt know I sent it twice.
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Originally Posted by Agent0013B' date='Jan 14 2005, 01:10 PM
I do have the special ability to fast-rope out of helicopters, and jump out of perfectly good C-130's.





Exactly how much Special ability does it take to fall out of an aircraft anyway? It's called GRAVITY.



Originally Posted by Agent0013B' date='Jan 14 2005
As an Infantryman



That explains the completely moronic attitude i suppose.









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Actually it takes alot of skill to Fall out of an Aircraft, the skill comes in when you land, do you actually think that a parachute is 100% effective in slowing you down, **** no, you slam into the ground like a brick. I'd like to see you try it and end up with two broken legs.................we had a lot of guys get legs broken. When you land you have to time it perfectly, and tuck and roll. Oh and if you are convinced that it takes no skill for the actual free-falling part........have you ever heard of H-A-L-O High-Altitude-Low-Opening, jumps??? You probably have no ******* clue what that is, because you were a pansy seamen. I'll give you one thing though it dosent take much to be Infantry, but when your tabbed out it takes more than you could ever imagine.
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