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Old Jan 14, 2005 | 07:42 PM
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AGENT0013B is currently stealthing in PM's.. we anxiously await his return.



PAGE 7 IS MINE!!!!



*Kicks own *** for using all caps*
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TyresmokinRx7' date='Jan 14 2005, 07:32 PM
Ok, I haven't been here for a while and I can't beleave what i've missed. This **** is still good.



O yeh, Hello to all, i'm back.



Luis





Whats up!!! How you been felling. Recovered completely from the accident??





Good to see you back at NP. I have been trolling around Ausrotary.com lately. It seems quiet there.



Anyway, I could have used my PM but since we are all here.....
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 07:55 PM
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can someone really sleep with one eye open?
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Jan 14 2005, 06:55 PM
can someone really sleep with one eye open?

Did you just fart? Be honest.
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 08:06 PM
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If you fart in your sleep

does your wife smell it?
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 08:08 PM
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If you pee in the sink

when you're the only one in there

do you still have to wash your hands?
Old Jan 14, 2005 | 08:09 PM
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Don't know, must try again.
Old Jan 15, 2005 | 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Sinful7' date='Jan 15 2005, 03:08 AM
If you pee in the sink

when you're the only one in there

do you still have to wash your hands?

The best one I heard is this one:

If a man says smoething in the middle of a forest,

and there are no women there to hear him,

Is he still wrong?



Mark
Old Jan 15, 2005 | 08:47 AM
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wow this thread is stupid, is this kid banned yet?
Old Jan 15, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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dear god, er.. i mean dear santa clause, I leave one night to go to the titty bar and i miss all of this? Just for the record, i'm not a seaman on the submarine with banzai. I quit going on the sub cause he constantly makes passes at me. I've been in the Army flying helicopters for 13 years, unlike you, young private sandbag bullet catcher.



Hey Sin7, i'm gonna kill you too because, since i've been thru basic training, i'm a well trained professional killing machine that is finally not being picked on by the big kids at school anymore so i feel a lil too big for my own good. So i'm gonna **** your world up !!

love,agent0013b



PS. I JUST PEE'D IN THE SINK AND WASHED MY HANDS IN THE TOILET........ (MORE THAN 3 PERIODS) BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE THE THING TO DO AT THE TIME.

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