Top Reasons Fd Suck!
07-26-2005, 08:06 PM
#213
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[quote name='94touring' date='Jul 26 2005, 05:15 PM']I would of gotten away with it if it weren't for those mendling kids!
Oh and I've made dinner plans with a 51 year old man and his girlfriend tonight. When was the last time any of you went on a couples date with someone in their 50's?
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Let me guess, they're swingers and he likes the way you look in a thong?
Oh and I've made dinner plans with a 51 year old man and his girlfriend tonight. When was the last time any of you went on a couples date with someone in their 50's?
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Let me guess, they're swingers and he likes the way you look in a thong?
07-26-2005, 11:12 PM
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[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jul 26 2005, 04:13 PM']I have dinner dates with older couples all the time, Plus going to Chuckie Cheese with the younger folks is really lame
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Old folks home huh?
So I saw an FC today while driving around in my FD. The guy was all like wow thats the nicest car I've ever seen, and then said how his car was the biggest pile of junk. Showed me how his carpet was rotting away too.
So the real story is a dude in an eclipse followed me into an auto parts store...cause I was searching for spark plugs. And he was on the verge of sucking my dick cause I drive an FD. And being the elitist ***** that I am, I said a few nice things about his car and then hauled *** out of there cause he was getting on my nerves.
Fast forward a few hours...driving around with the wife in the mini, literally coming out of bed bath and beyond (i'm not making this **** up either). I was aggrevated because I just spent an hour arguing over pictures to hang over the fireplace after spending too much time debating over a new rug for the bathroom. Walked out of the store and some kid in a ford probe started playing 20 questions with me about the mini. I couldn't of been more unenthused to be discussing the mini at the time, espiecally when the first question out of anyones mouth is "how much did that cost". And for some reason all the idiots start out with that question, and it never occurs to me to respond with "more than you can afford pal". Told him it got 75mpg and I flew to England to inspect it.....ya know to amuse myself. An SUV full of family pulled up as I was trying to get away from this sucker, and I could hear them giving details about the car before they even pulled up. They overheard me saying it was a 70, how they heard that I don't know....maybe I talked to them before too or something. There I stood with an ugly picture, 3 rugs, and some sort of soap holder, just pissed off at the world because I was surrounded by idiots. But at least it wasn't FC owners.
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Old folks home huh?
So I saw an FC today while driving around in my FD. The guy was all like wow thats the nicest car I've ever seen, and then said how his car was the biggest pile of junk. Showed me how his carpet was rotting away too.
So the real story is a dude in an eclipse followed me into an auto parts store...cause I was searching for spark plugs. And he was on the verge of sucking my dick cause I drive an FD. And being the elitist ***** that I am, I said a few nice things about his car and then hauled *** out of there cause he was getting on my nerves.
Fast forward a few hours...driving around with the wife in the mini, literally coming out of bed bath and beyond (i'm not making this **** up either). I was aggrevated because I just spent an hour arguing over pictures to hang over the fireplace after spending too much time debating over a new rug for the bathroom. Walked out of the store and some kid in a ford probe started playing 20 questions with me about the mini. I couldn't of been more unenthused to be discussing the mini at the time, espiecally when the first question out of anyones mouth is "how much did that cost". And for some reason all the idiots start out with that question, and it never occurs to me to respond with "more than you can afford pal". Told him it got 75mpg and I flew to England to inspect it.....ya know to amuse myself. An SUV full of family pulled up as I was trying to get away from this sucker, and I could hear them giving details about the car before they even pulled up. They overheard me saying it was a 70, how they heard that I don't know....maybe I talked to them before too or something. There I stood with an ugly picture, 3 rugs, and some sort of soap holder, just pissed off at the world because I was surrounded by idiots. But at least it wasn't FC owners.
07-27-2005, 02:05 AM
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[quote name='94touring' date='Jul 27 2005, 12:12 AM']Old folks home huh?
So I saw an FC today while driving around in my FD. The guy was all like wow thats the nicest car I've ever seen, and then said how his car was the biggest pile of junk. Showed me how his carpet was rotting away too.
So the real story is a dude in an eclipse followed me into an auto parts store...cause I was searching for spark plugs. And he was on the verge of sucking my dick cause I drive an FD. And being the elitist ***** that I am, I said a few nice things about his car and then hauled *** out of there cause he was getting on my nerves.
Fast forward a few hours...driving around with the wife in the mini, literally coming out of bed bath and beyond (i'm not making this **** up either). I was aggrevated because I just spent an hour arguing over pictures to hang over the fireplace after spending too much time debating over a new rug for the bathroom. Walked out of the store and some kid in a ford probe started playing 20 questions with me about the mini. I couldn't of been more unenthused to be discussing the mini at the time, espiecally when the first question out of anyones mouth is "how much did that cost". And for some reason all the idiots start out with that question, and it never occurs to me to respond with "more than you can afford pal". Told him it got 75mpg and I flew to England to inspect it.....ya know to amuse myself. An SUV full of family pulled up as I was trying to get away from this sucker, and I could hear them giving details about the car before they even pulled up. They overheard me saying it was a 70, how they heard that I don't know....maybe I talked to them before too or something. There I stood with an ugly picture, 3 rugs, and some sort of soap holder, just pissed off at the world because I was surrounded by idiots. But at least it wasn't FC owners.
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I actually read all that ****. I get that type of thing all the time with my tattoos.
First question out of the cake hole: "Did it hurt?" " No bitch, it ******* tickled."
Or I always get "Damn, that must've cost you 500 bucks" "What the **** bitch, it's a ******* butterfly the size of a quarter"
So I saw an FC today while driving around in my FD. The guy was all like wow thats the nicest car I've ever seen, and then said how his car was the biggest pile of junk. Showed me how his carpet was rotting away too.
So the real story is a dude in an eclipse followed me into an auto parts store...cause I was searching for spark plugs. And he was on the verge of sucking my dick cause I drive an FD. And being the elitist ***** that I am, I said a few nice things about his car and then hauled *** out of there cause he was getting on my nerves.
Fast forward a few hours...driving around with the wife in the mini, literally coming out of bed bath and beyond (i'm not making this **** up either). I was aggrevated because I just spent an hour arguing over pictures to hang over the fireplace after spending too much time debating over a new rug for the bathroom. Walked out of the store and some kid in a ford probe started playing 20 questions with me about the mini. I couldn't of been more unenthused to be discussing the mini at the time, espiecally when the first question out of anyones mouth is "how much did that cost". And for some reason all the idiots start out with that question, and it never occurs to me to respond with "more than you can afford pal". Told him it got 75mpg and I flew to England to inspect it.....ya know to amuse myself. An SUV full of family pulled up as I was trying to get away from this sucker, and I could hear them giving details about the car before they even pulled up. They overheard me saying it was a 70, how they heard that I don't know....maybe I talked to them before too or something. There I stood with an ugly picture, 3 rugs, and some sort of soap holder, just pissed off at the world because I was surrounded by idiots. But at least it wasn't FC owners.
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I actually read all that ****. I get that type of thing all the time with my tattoos.
First question out of the cake hole: "Did it hurt?" " No bitch, it ******* tickled."
Or I always get "Damn, that must've cost you 500 bucks" "What the **** bitch, it's a ******* butterfly the size of a quarter"