Top 176 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants&
09-30-2006, 01:05 AM
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1 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
4 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
5 The Force is strong in my pants.
6 Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
7 Your pants, you will not need them.
8 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
9 I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
10 I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
11 In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
12 Pull up! All pants pull up!
13 Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
14 I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
15 These aren't the pants you're looking for.
16 A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
17 That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
18 The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
19 "I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
20 He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
21 Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
22 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
23 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
24 Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
25 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
26 Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
27 "Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
28 The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
29 I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
30 Look at the size of those pants!
31 I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
32 General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
33 Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
34 Search your pants, you know it to be true.
35 It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
36 The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
37 "WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
38 I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
39 Rear pants down... Argh!!!
40 Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
41 I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
42 I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
43 You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
44 At Last, we will have our pants.
45 Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
46 The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
47 Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
48 We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
49 "Pants, Luke, Pants!"
50 "Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
51 15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
52 i will teach you to master the pants
53 Through the pants, things you will see!
54 Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
55 Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
56 Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
57 There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
58 Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
59 He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
60 "I happen to like nice pants."
61 "You knew my pants?"
62 It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
63 Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
64 Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
65 Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
66 Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
67 Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
68 It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
69 Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
70 So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
71 You have taken your first step into larger pants
72 I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
73 I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
74 Look sir, pants!
75 The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
76 How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
77 I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
78 I take pants from just one person: Me!
79 If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
80 Much anger in him, like his pants
81 Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
82 Where are the pants for the rebel base?
83 You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
84 Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
85 A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
86 Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
87 Han, my pants, you disappoint me
88 I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
89 In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
90 It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
91 I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
92 Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
93 Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
94 Long ago in pants far away
95 Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
96 Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
97 i blew a hole in there pants
98 I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
99 I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
100 I'm looking forward to completing your pants
101 Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
102 Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
103 There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
104 yes let the pants flow through you
105 As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
106 dont worry kid i got your pants
107 Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
108 May the pants be with you
109 She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
110 The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
111 These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
112We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
113 You'll find I'm full of pants
114 You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
115 ..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
116 Aim it at the pants!
117 Short pants is better than no pants
118 Sorry about the pants.
119 That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
120 Use the Pants, Luke!
121 "Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
122 "They're speaking in pants."
123 "We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
124 "We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
125 Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
126 So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
127 these pants will do
128 Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
129 dont go to the pants side
130 Pants! Pants is my sister!
131 Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
132 ...I got my own pants
133 Great kid! Don't get pants.
134 Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
135 The pants will be with you, always.
136 You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
137 -Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
138 Chewie, jam his pants!
139 Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
140 pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
141 That's not pants...That's a space station!
142 The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
143 "Luke, we're gonna have pants."
144 ...I got my own pants (problems)
145 ..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
146 He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
147 How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
148 in a pair of pants a long long time ago
149 In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
150 Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
151 Luke, I am your pants
152 Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
153 ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
154 I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
155 I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
156 Panty pants pants
157 "Pants not make one great." -Yoda
158 I've got a bad feeling about pants.
159 I don't care what you smell get in pants.
160 We shall double our pants!
161 "Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
162 I want that ship, not pants!
163 Lock the pants, R2
164 Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
165 Pants, I am your father!
166 TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
167 Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
168 Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
169Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
170 This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
171 We have engaged the pants, General!
172 That's no pants. It's a space station.
173 This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
174 See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
175 Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
176 I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
4 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
5 The Force is strong in my pants.
6 Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
7 Your pants, you will not need them.
8 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
9 I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
10 I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
11 In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
12 Pull up! All pants pull up!
13 Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
14 I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
15 These aren't the pants you're looking for.
16 A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
17 That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
18 The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
19 "I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
20 He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
21 Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
22 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
23 Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
24 Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
25 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
26 Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
27 "Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
28 The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
29 I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
30 Look at the size of those pants!
31 I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
32 General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
33 Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
34 Search your pants, you know it to be true.
35 It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
36 The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
37 "WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
38 I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
39 Rear pants down... Argh!!!
40 Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
41 I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
42 I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
43 You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
44 At Last, we will have our pants.
45 Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
46 The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
47 Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
48 We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
49 "Pants, Luke, Pants!"
50 "Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
51 15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
52 i will teach you to master the pants
53 Through the pants, things you will see!
54 Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
55 Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
56 Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
57 There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
58 Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
59 He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
60 "I happen to like nice pants."
61 "You knew my pants?"
62 It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
63 Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
64 Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
65 Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
66 Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
67 Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
68 It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
69 Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
70 So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
71 You have taken your first step into larger pants
72 I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
73 I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
74 Look sir, pants!
75 The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
76 How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
77 I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
78 I take pants from just one person: Me!
79 If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
80 Much anger in him, like his pants
81 Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
82 Where are the pants for the rebel base?
83 You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
84 Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
85 A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
86 Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
87 Han, my pants, you disappoint me
88 I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
89 In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
90 It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
91 I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
92 Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
93 Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
94 Long ago in pants far away
95 Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
96 Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
97 i blew a hole in there pants
98 I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
99 I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
100 I'm looking forward to completing your pants
101 Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
102 Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
103 There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
104 yes let the pants flow through you
105 As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
106 dont worry kid i got your pants
107 Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
108 May the pants be with you
109 She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
110 The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
111 These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
112We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
113 You'll find I'm full of pants
114 You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
115 ..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
116 Aim it at the pants!
117 Short pants is better than no pants
118 Sorry about the pants.
119 That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
120 Use the Pants, Luke!
121 "Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
122 "They're speaking in pants."
123 "We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
124 "We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
125 Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
126 So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
127 these pants will do
128 Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
129 dont go to the pants side
130 Pants! Pants is my sister!
131 Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
132 ...I got my own pants
133 Great kid! Don't get pants.
134 Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
135 The pants will be with you, always.
136 You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
137 -Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
138 Chewie, jam his pants!
139 Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
140 pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
141 That's not pants...That's a space station!
142 The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
143 "Luke, we're gonna have pants."
144 ...I got my own pants (problems)
145 ..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
146 He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
147 How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
148 in a pair of pants a long long time ago
149 In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
150 Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
151 Luke, I am your pants
152 Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
153 ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
154 I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
155 I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
156 Panty pants pants
157 "Pants not make one great." -Yoda
158 I've got a bad feeling about pants.
159 I don't care what you smell get in pants.
160 We shall double our pants!
161 "Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
162 I want that ship, not pants!
163 Lock the pants, R2
164 Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
165 Pants, I am your father!
166 TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
167 Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
168 Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
169Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
170 This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
171 We have engaged the pants, General!
172 That's no pants. It's a space station.
173 This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
174 See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
175 Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
176 I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
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