dont you just love leaving streaks in the toilet after a good long ****?



makes you feel like a new man!

 

Especially at work where you can show off to your co-workers.

 

i love takin a nice long (30 min at least) ****



makes you feel so good!

 

That and the ones that wrap around the bowl, you know the ones that won't just snap off...looks like a ******* snake in my damn toilet..

 

a few times i had to use the toilet brush to break it so

it would flush

 

The best thing is shitting at work. Think about it.. your getting paid to ****.

 

I'll never forget a Dilbert comic that was sorta like this...the boss said that from now on bathroom breaks would be deducted from vacation time...one of the characters states "Well, I'm off to take a porcelain cruise."



Good stuff.

 

Porceline cruise..I like that..haha

 

The BEST part of shitting at work (for me , anyway) is the

reaction from the poor bastard who walks in after I'm done:

JAYSUS! GOOD LORD WHAT DIED IN HERE!?!?!?!!!!!

 

layin cable...