[quote name='cdaleracer669' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:07 PM']in japan the toilets wash yur butt for you! u sit on it, and it sprays your butt til its clean


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They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"

[quote name='defprun' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:15 PM']They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"


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thats what you said last night!

[quote name='cymfc3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:42 PM']take craps at restaurants and work


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I'm WAAAY ahead of you.



[quote name='G2G' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:45 PM']Moss. It's like wiping your ass with a wet towel. Seriously if there were enough I'd wipe my ass with moss everyday.



- Hand


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If there were enough? Where do you live? It's everywhere here! Spanish moss, anyway. I ought to give it a shot, but people say chiggers/red bugs live in it.

in college, we used to steal the gigantic janitor type rolls of tp so we didn't have to buy it..

i'm rich enough that i can wipe my ass with 20 dollar bills.

Ass chiggers...that would suck.

[quote name='UniqueTII' date='Apr 21 2005, 01:36 PM']Ass chiggers...that would suck.


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Indeed. On a side note, that's a new awesome totally irrelevant insult to call someone, I'm going to start using they.



"LEARN TO DRIVE, YA DAMN ASS CHIGGER!!!" yeah, I like that.

Just don't say it around any black people. They might only hear the "igger" part.

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 08:52 PM']thats what you said last night!


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Brilliant!

What do you get when a chinese man and a .....





Nevermind, I like it here.



- Hand