Would you cut back on how often you wiped your ass or just use the newspaper?

Teh great white north has great white pinecones

i would likely do like the dog and drag my ass on the front lawn,

lol, water is still inexpensive, i'd just go outside and hose myself off, or you could always do what the native americans did and use corn cobs, i'm not really sure how that works, but that's what i've heard.

bidée = win

warm water at cents a squirt!

Just go to walmart and buy the really cheap socks and use them.

[quote name='Dave 88 A.E' date='Apr 20 2005, 03:40 PM']Just go to walmart and buy the really cheap socks and use them.


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then wash em

**** washing them, salvation army!!!!

[quote name='nismo convert' date='Apr 20 2005, 03:46 PM']**** washing them, salvation army!!!!


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LOL https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif then go back and buy them for 10 cents! cheap laundry. I would hop in the shower and hose off the hole.

take craps at restaurants and work

Moss. It's like wiping your ass with a wet towel. Seriously if there were enough I'd wipe my ass with moss everyday.



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[quote name='cymfc3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 03:42 PM']take craps at work


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Ppl do that too much now as it is, I think they are trying to **** themselves out of a job.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...llone/demo.jpg

I still dont get how to use the 3 sea shells......

haha he doesnt know about the shells.

The tongue of a hooker does a fabulous job, and it feels good too!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif [quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Apr 20 2005, 06:08 PM']The tongue of a hooker does a fabulous job, and it feels good too!


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If I was in the toilet paper bussiness, I'd get rich. Even a slob uses toilet paper.

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 20 2005, 01:37 PM']lol, water is still inexpensive, i'd just go outside and hose myself off, or you could always do what the native americans did and use corn cobs, i'm not really sure how that works, but that's what i've heard.


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it works fine, but they do taste funny afterwards

I never wipe my ass

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:40 PM']it works fine, but they do taste funny afterwards


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yuck!

How do blind people know when they are done wipeing?

hurry up with the punchline already!

no....i'm just wondering how they know.

They only eat corn, problem solved.

ahhh, the texture, i get it.

On second thought, maybe I am wrong. You don't see too many blind ppl around, maybe they are all still home, wiping their asses.

New japanese toilets tell you when your ass is clean.



I'm serious. It has sensors to detect klingons...much like the enterprise does!

in japan the toilets wash yur butt for you! u sit on it, and it sprays your butt til its clean

[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 21 2005, 10:18 AM']On second thought, maybe I am wrong. You don't see too many blind ppl around, maybe they are all still home, wiping their asses.


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No thats what the dogs are for. when the dog finishes licking, they are clean.

[quote name='cdaleracer669' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:07 PM']in japan the toilets wash yur butt for you! u sit on it, and it sprays your butt til its clean


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They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"

[quote name='defprun' date='Apr 20 2005, 07:15 PM']They also say "I would be honoured to take your waste"


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thats what you said last night!

[quote name='cymfc3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:42 PM']take craps at restaurants and work


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I'm WAAAY ahead of you.



[quote name='G2G' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:45 PM']Moss. It's like wiping your ass with a wet towel. Seriously if there were enough I'd wipe my ass with moss everyday.



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If there were enough? Where do you live? It's everywhere here! Spanish moss, anyway. I ought to give it a shot, but people say chiggers/red bugs live in it.

in college, we used to steal the gigantic janitor type rolls of tp so we didn't have to buy it..

i'm rich enough that i can wipe my ass with 20 dollar bills.

Ass chiggers...that would suck.

[quote name='UniqueTII' date='Apr 21 2005, 01:36 PM']Ass chiggers...that would suck.


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Indeed. On a side note, that's a new awesome totally irrelevant insult to call someone, I'm going to start using they.



"LEARN TO DRIVE, YA DAMN ASS CHIGGER!!!" yeah, I like that.

Just don't say it around any black people. They might only hear the "igger" part.

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 08:52 PM']thats what you said last night!


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Brilliant!

What do you get when a chinese man and a .....





Nevermind, I like it here.



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