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Old Apr 20, 2005 | 08:53 PM
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[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Apr 20 2005, 05:40 PM']it works fine, but they do taste funny afterwards

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yuck!
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:01 PM
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How do blind people know when they are done wipeing?
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:06 PM
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hurry up with the punchline already!
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:06 PM
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no....i'm just wondering how they know.
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:12 PM
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They only eat corn, problem solved.
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:15 PM
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ahhh, the texture, i get it.
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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On second thought, maybe I am wrong. You don't see too many blind ppl around, maybe they are all still home, wiping their asses.
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 09:24 PM
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New japanese toilets tell you when your *** is clean.



I'm serious. It has sensors to detect klingons...much like the enterprise does!
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 10:07 PM
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in japan the toilets wash yur butt for you! u sit on it, and it sprays your butt til its clean
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 10:08 PM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Apr 21 2005, 10:18 AM']On second thought, maybe I am wrong. You don't see too many blind ppl around, maybe they are all still home, wiping their asses.

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No thats what the dogs are for. when the dog finishes licking, they are clean.



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