I guess me and the Porcelain Pirate are gonna have a long meeting..

A guy Mike works with eats sesame chicken when he takes shits while he is supposed to be working





If you look carefully in your **** after eating sesame chicken you can take whole sesame seeds out your poo and re-use them in other delicious meals.

sesame chicken is not made of cats, they use rats and mice for your information, sometimes you can even see the cute little tails :yum:

I have seen the 4 legged critters in the freezer first hand, as well as seen Chinese restaurant employees put cat food out behind the restaurant load cats into the trunk of their cars....no joke.