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CaptainsKoobing 12-06-2002 01:17 PM

Ahhhhh chicken.... :yum:

Sinful7 12-06-2002 01:48 PM

Alright, now post everything you know about the relationship to sesame chicken and bathroom uh... reading time.

j9fd3s 12-06-2002 01:55 PM

well it can be expressed mathmatically thus:

(sesame chicken - 3254)/(12 * the number of beers you just had)

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6565 / the chance your toilet will clog (if unsure use .5)



mike

9BASE3 12-06-2002 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Dec 6 2002, 01:14 PM
It's my favorite Chinese dish.

No MSG is bullshit.

There's a place in NY that serves it spicy.

I usually get it with fried rice.

It's a lot like General Tso's chicken, but a lot better.

I have probably eaten 15 pounds of it in my life.

The jokes about "chicken" in Chinese restaurants are mostly true...I've seen it first hand.

If it's cat, it's the best cat I've ever had.

Sesame oil smells really nasty.

That's attention to detail... Jebus krinst!

75 Repu 12-06-2002 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Dec 6 2002, 11:55 AM
well it can be expressed mathmatically thus:

(sesame chicken - 3254)/(12 * the number of beers you just had)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6565 / the chance your toilet will clog (if unsure use .5)



mike

How bout if you run out of TP.. That's always a bad situation...

j9fd3s 12-06-2002 02:02 PM

dammit, i need to reformulate the formula!



mike

75 Repu 12-06-2002 02:05 PM

ok einstein...

cymfc3s 12-06-2002 02:26 PM

in the end, the probability of you ending up on the crapper with the runs at the end of the day is 100%

75 Repu 12-06-2002 02:29 PM

Well said cymfc3s, our fate in this matter is inevitable..

Sinful7 12-06-2002 02:48 PM

Ah yes, doomed to an evening of explosive diahrreah


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