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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 01:17 PM
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Ahhhhh chicken.... :yum:
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 01:48 PM
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Alright, now post everything you know about the relationship to sesame chicken and bathroom uh... reading time.
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 01:55 PM
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well it can be expressed mathmatically thus:

(sesame chicken - 3254)/(12 * the number of beers you just had)

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6565 / the chance your toilet will clog (if unsure use .5)



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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Dec 6 2002, 01:14 PM
It's my favorite Chinese dish.

No MSG is bullshit.

There's a place in NY that serves it spicy.

I usually get it with fried rice.

It's a lot like General Tso's chicken, but a lot better.

I have probably eaten 15 pounds of it in my life.

The jokes about "chicken" in Chinese restaurants are mostly true...I've seen it first hand.

If it's cat, it's the best cat I've ever had.

Sesame oil smells really nasty.
That's attention to detail... Jebus krinst!
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Dec 6 2002, 11:55 AM
well it can be expressed mathmatically thus:

(sesame chicken - 3254)/(12 * the number of beers you just had)

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6565 / the chance your toilet will clog (if unsure use .5)



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How bout if you run out of TP.. That's always a bad situation...
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:02 PM
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dammit, i need to reformulate the formula!



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Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:05 PM
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ok einstein...
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:26 PM
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in the end, the probability of you ending up on the crapper with the runs at the end of the day is 100%
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:29 PM
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Well said cymfc3s, our fate in this matter is inevitable..
Old Dec 6, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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Ah yes, doomed to an evening of explosive diahrreah



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