mazdaspeed101

***** Requests a Raise

> > >I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

>reasons:

> > >

> > >I do physical labor I work at great depths. I plunge head first

> > >into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays.

> > >I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark

> > >workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures.

> > >My work exposes me to contagious diseases

> > >

> > >Dear *****,

> > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments

> > >you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the

> > >following

> > >reasons:

> > >You do not work 8 hours straight.

> > >You fall asleep on the job after brief work period.

> > >You do not always follow the orders of the management team

> > >You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other

>areas.

> > >You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and

> > >stimulated in order to start working.

> > >You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

> > >You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing

> > the

> > >correct protective clothing

> > >You'll retire well before reaching 65

> > >You're unable to work double shifts

> > >You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have

> > >completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been

> > >seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2

> > >suspicious looking bags.

> > >

> > >Sincerely,

> > >The Management