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02-01-2005, 01:39 PM
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Once there was a boy name Butt Itches. It was his first day of school and his teacher asked everyone to go through and tell their names to the class. Well, it gets to be Butt Itches' turn and the teacher says," what's your name, son?" and Butt Itches replied, "well m'am my name is Butt Itches." The teacher is disgusted by his answer and demands that he correct himself. So she says, " No more jokes, son, tell us what you're name is." And he replied, " Butt Itches." The teacher was furious and she threatened to kick him out of class if he said it again. She demanded to know his real name, but Butt Itches replied, " M'am, my name really is Butt Itches." "THAT'S IT! You go to the principal's office right now."
So Butt Itches is sitting in the principal's office and the principal asks him why he is making trouble in his class. And Butt Itches told him, "Sir, I wasn't trying to cause trouble, it's just that my teacher wouldn't believe my name is Butt Itches." Well that was enough for the principal, he was livid with the boy. The principal sent Butt Itches home on the early bus.
Now, Butt Itches mom was waiting for him at the bus stop. When Butt Itches got off the bus the driver ran him over. His mom screamed, " MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!" and the bus driver said, " WELL SCRATCH IT LADY!!"
--Lauren
So Butt Itches is sitting in the principal's office and the principal asks him why he is making trouble in his class. And Butt Itches told him, "Sir, I wasn't trying to cause trouble, it's just that my teacher wouldn't believe my name is Butt Itches." Well that was enough for the principal, he was livid with the boy. The principal sent Butt Itches home on the early bus.
Now, Butt Itches mom was waiting for him at the bus stop. When Butt Itches got off the bus the driver ran him over. His mom screamed, " MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!" and the bus driver said, " WELL SCRATCH IT LADY!!"
--Lauren
02-01-2005, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by red_blast' date='Feb 1 2005, 02:39 PM
Once there was a boy name Butt Itches. It was his first day of school and his teacher asked everyone to go through and tell their names to the class. Well, it gets to be Butt Itches' turn and the teacher says," what's your name, son?" and Butt Itches replied, "well m'am my name is Butt Itches." The teacher is disgusted by his answer and demands that he correct himself. So she says, " No more jokes, son, tell us what you're name is." And he replied, " Butt Itches." The teacher was furious and she threatened to kick him out of class if he said it again. She demanded to know his real name, but Butt Itches replied, " M'am, my name really is Butt Itches." "THAT'S IT! You go to the principal's office right now."
So Butt Itches is sitting in the principal's office and the principal asks him why he is making trouble in his class. And Butt Itches told him, "Sir, I wasn't trying to cause trouble, it's just that my teacher wouldn't believe my name is Butt Itches." Well that was enough for the principal, he was livid with the boy. The principal sent Butt Itches home on the early bus.
Now, Butt Itches mom was waiting for him at the bus stop. When Butt Itches got off the bus the driver ran him over. His mom screamed, " MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!" and the bus driver said, " WELL SCRATCH IT LADY!!"
--Lauren
So Butt Itches is sitting in the principal's office and the principal asks him why he is making trouble in his class. And Butt Itches told him, "Sir, I wasn't trying to cause trouble, it's just that my teacher wouldn't believe my name is Butt Itches." Well that was enough for the principal, he was livid with the boy. The principal sent Butt Itches home on the early bus.
Now, Butt Itches mom was waiting for him at the bus stop. When Butt Itches got off the bus the driver ran him over. His mom screamed, " MY BUTT ITCHES!!!!" and the bus driver said, " WELL SCRATCH IT LADY!!"
--Lauren
Umm. That's not even remotely funny.
02-01-2005, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by red_blast' date='Feb 1 2005, 02:52 PM
Haha I know, I heard it in like 5th grade. But its so lame I still have to laugh at it.
--Lauren
--Lauren
Well, I don't mean to brag, but where I went to school, in fifth grade I heard "There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off!" and that's still funny.
02-01-2005, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Feb 1 2005, 02:55 PM
Well, I don't mean to brag, but where I went to school, in fifth grade I heard "There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off!" and that's still funny.
I was a sheltered child at a private, christian school. I had to wear uniforms and everyone was really uptight, it sucked.
--Lauren
