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Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:29 PM
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Thanks for sending all your Grandparents to Florida to play bumper cars with us. Now for the next 4 to 5 months I try NOT to drive my RX-7. It seems it is a Buick magnet.



I went to Petsmart this evening on my way home from work. I back out of my space and start to go foward only to have to stop short as this old fart backs out of his space without looking.



He then proceeds to the end of the row and turns out onto the feeder row without looking causing a 4 runner to lock up his brakes. The 4 runner missed by 2 feet. The old fart never gave a backward glance just kept going.



I have HUNDREDS of stories like this to tell. I will now carry my Digi eveywhere to document the carnage of cars. Who knows maybe you'll get to point at the screen and yell "theres Grandma!!" you bastards!!!
Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:30 PM
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walk softly and carry a big stick.
Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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Well you know what they say about old people...
Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by rotarychainsaw' date='Nov 10 2003, 08:31 PM
Well you know what they say about old people...
What do they say?
Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:33 PM
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If some old fart crashed into me, i would be breakin hips!
Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Nov 10 2003, 08:33 PM
If some old fart crashed into me, i would be breakin hips!
It would be a pin popp'n of a good time



Old Nov 10, 2003 | 08:44 PM
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Thats funny you brought that up Jim, I just got rearended today by some old hag in a ******' Yukon(I was backing out and about to go into 1st to go foward and she backed into me from the otherside of the parking lot). And then the bitch had the nerve to try and drive off. But my cracker *** got out and started screamin' at her. I told her off so bad I thought she was gonna cry...so I stopped and she said she'd pay for all the damages. I looked at my car and it was fine, so I told her not to worry that she should spend the money on driving school.



Just though I'd share that aggression...



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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 06:27 AM
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Yeah. I live in Miami, but my fiance is up in N. Broward. A bit south for most of the old farts, but I get the really hippy ones over there. And driving my rx-8 has become an exercise in Zen like detection of the cars around me.



Damn old people!
Old Nov 11, 2003 | 06:39 AM
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Jim, for a small fee; I will go sit in Padro's Sombraroo and shoot out the tires of south bound U-hauls
Old Nov 11, 2003 | 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Nov 11 2003, 09:39 PM
Jim, for a small fee; I will go sit in Padro's Sombraroo and shoot out the tires of south bound U-hauls
LMFAO...I know where that is!



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