Jims5543

Last time I had tequila I was kicked out of a bar for public nudity/

red_blast

Last time I drank tequila was halloween at a frat party. I broke up the dance floor by rubbing and pushing my *** all over the couples with their crotches connect to one another. And somehow that enticed more frat boys to try and dance with me so I yelled at them to get me a beer and then I'd run off when they brought me my beer. I don't really remember what all happened that night but I do remember that my roommates had to carry me about 6 blocks back to the apartment. Tequila makes everyone caaaarazzzzy. It is the devil.





-Lauren

defprun

This thread is useless without pics.

j9fd3s

now i have to clean my coffee off the monitor!

UniqueTII

Dave 88 A.E

Last night was rough for me. No tequila but lots of beer.



We got a call from a friend saying a bar was closing and the beer was free. So we went and it was serve yourself. It was ******* awesome they had like 30 beers on tap. Just grab a glass and take what you wanted.

j9fd3s

wow thats cool

Dave 88 A.E

Yeah I was pretty lost I was expecting someone to serve me.



I think if I ever get the bar I want to start going I will allow self serve for an hour or so. Limit the drinks of course.

Jims5543

Yeah, it seems Senior Frogs in Cancun does not tolerate nudity on their water slide. My wife and I went there with a couple staying at our resort from L.A. we wore our bathing suits. We decided at one point to go down the slide with our suits on. After we got out of the water this other guys wife stripped naked in front of all of us and 1/2 the bar to get out of her wet swimsuit and put back on her dry sundress.



Then she partied for a couple of hourse with nothing on but the sundress.





A lot of Tequila later we decided to go down the slide again. She took off her sundress and shot down naked, we decided not to let her go alone so we all got naked and shot down the slide.



When we got out of the water out back the bouncers were waiting for us to escort us out.



They have a sign right at the top of the slide that says no nudity if you're naked you will be thrown out. We decided it was time to leave there anyway this was just making sure we did.



That was a hell of a night. I have only browned out twice in my life and this was one of those nights. I only remember pieces of things from the night. Like about 30 naked people in the hotel pool at 4 a.m..... ahhhh... Tequila.

red_blast

Hahahahaa you've got it allllll wrong. I am not a sor***** by any means. I definitely wouldn't fit in a sorority. The reason I was even at the frat party was because the guys that live in the apartment below were frat boys. They kept inviting us to their parties and so we finally decided to go to one. The whole plan was to ruin the party, be obnoxious and make everyone hate us. It worked for the most part. We were screaming rude and obscene things to all the people making out in the corners and we were shaking our asses on everyone. Only gross part about that night was I found one of my roommates on a couch making out with some random frat boy. But it was actually a really funny night.



--Lauren