we went to go see the stanford open tennis, and maybe we're not the right demographic, but they say soccer doesnt catch on in the us because its not interesting enough.



neither is tennis but the place was full.



golf crowd, we had to whisper.



only real saving grace was that the players were really hot chicks

 

Hmmmm. That is a plus!

 

Tennis has got to be the gheyest sport evar, but the hot 34 year old on our floor loves it, so it can't be all bad. We are planning on crashing one of her tournaments and absolutely mortifying her in the near future... Good times!



Steve

 

I tried playing it once. Its alot harder than it looks.

 

I like tennis.



- Hand

 

i like turtles

 

Male soccer players cry more than female tennis players, that's why soccer doesn't catch on in North America.

 

yea, theres too much acting in soccer, its like watching the soap opera.



kevin.

 

they serve good hot dogs at tennis matches, complete with Grey Poop-on musturd and on a pumper nickel bun

 

Now THAT'S classy!