A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of

a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

him the dog is in the backyard.



The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever

sitting there.



"You talk?" he asks.



"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.



"So, what's your story?"



The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk

when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the

CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from

country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,

because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their

most valuable spies for eight years running.



"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't

getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job

at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious

characters and listening in.



"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of

medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just

retired."



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he

wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says.



"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him so cheap?"



"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that ****."

I am :gay:

funny https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

You mean the dog, or Sinful's preference?

both!

lol!

YOU SUCK

Oh come on, we still love ya man! lol

thats a penthouse joke, then a playboy joke, then finally found its way into FHM.



its old as sin.



kevin.

So's yer underpants!