Sweet7 joins the Army Rangers and goes to airborne school. He writes to his father, saying that he is really frightened about the upcoming parachute exercises. A few months later he gets leave and goes home. His father asks, "So, how did the parachute jump go, son?" Son replies, "Well, Dad, it came time for me to jump and I froze at the door. My instructor comes up behind me. He is a really big tough guy. He said to me that I had to either jump out of the plane or he was going to "do me" with his 12-inch dick!"

Father says, "Well, Son, did you jump?"

"Just a little at first" said Sweet7.

 

ouch

 

LOL dude, i just saw this, fawking half a mnth later.













Disclaimer: The above statement about the dude with the 12" dick may or may not be true, I'm pleading the 5th.

 

as dave chappelle would say



FIF, plead the FIF

 

ranger!

 

"And he said, don't wanna dance take off your pants!" Its the route of the Airborne Ranger.





Best cadence evar....