so greg walks up to god, and says



greg: god, is it true a million years for us is like one second for you?



god: yes, thats true



greg: god, is it true that a million dollars for us is like a penny for you?



god: yes, thats true



greg: god, can i have a penny?



god: yes, just wait a second

 

that is thilly!!!!!!!!!! theriously!

 

ok, so the bhuddist walks up to the hot dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything".....

 

SLATHER!!!