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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:49 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Aug 12 2003, 12:47 PM'] [quote name='Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:43 PM'] [quote name='TYSON' date='Aug 12 2003, 09:40 AM'] A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." honestly, I didn't get that joke https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif [/quote] She kiddnaped the kid, but sent him home with the note. Then the mother of the child gives the other blonde the money because she stupid and doesn't realize that her child canot be kiddnaped when it's at home with her. [/quote] Exactly, thank you!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png Baldy, if your kid comes home with a note like that, DO NOT SEND MONEY!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 12 2003, 11:47 AM
[quote name='Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:43 PM'] [quote name='TYSON' date='Aug 12 2003, 09:40 AM'] A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another." honestly, I didn't get that joke https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif [/quote] lemme guess what color hair you got.... |
Originally Posted by TYSON' date='Aug 12 2003, 12:55 PM
Exactly, thank you!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
Baldy, if your kid comes home with a note like that, DO NOT SEND MONEY!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
I just didn't get this line: "I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
but I got it now |
Yeah, makes it sound like they're in a union or something.
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what to you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake?
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A fish?
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Fucked!
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same guy waterskiing?
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