I'm so sick of the stupid women in this part of the city. 5 out of the last 5 girls I've met agree that Margarine is one molecule away from plastic. Not only is that absolutely retarded, but when I tell them it's retarded, they defend it to the death! Which leads me to my conclusion: Girls are but one molecule away from margarine.

 

But they have a point!



Margarine always comes in plastic!

 

yeah, so you could say that the space between the margarine and the plastic container is one molecule. but I'm sure none of the females brought that up, because that would actually hint at a witty sense of humor.

 

RFOMLAO

 

ive seen margarine sticks.

 

Since Margerine comes in plastic, and girls are one molecule from being mrgerine, can we thereby deduce that girls *** in plastic?

 

Hmmm, they're in wax paper. That throws the whole thing off then.

 

I Cant believe its not butter

 

the SCOTTISH KNOW!!!!



http://www.show.scot.nhs.uk/scottishhealth...y/sh810-07.html

 

lmfao