I'm so sick of the stupid women in this part of the city. 5 out of the last 5 girls I've met agree that Margarine is one molecule away from plastic. Not only is that absolutely retarded, but when I tell them it's retarded, they defend it to the death! Which leads me to my conclusion: Girls are but one molecule away from margarine.

But they have a point!



Margarine always comes in plastic!

yeah, so you could say that the space between the margarine and the plastic container is one molecule. but I'm sure none of the females brought that up, because that would actually hint at a witty sense of humor.

RFOMLAO

ive seen margarine sticks.

Since Margerine comes in plastic, and girls are one molecule from being mrgerine, can we thereby deduce that girls cum in plastic?

Hmmm, they're in wax paper. That throws the whole thing off then.

I Cant believe its not butter

the SCOTTISH KNOW!!!!



http://www.show.scot.nhs.uk/scottishhealth...y/sh810-07.html

lmfao

LMAO This is really buggin the hell out of u huh Steve? U have to remember too 4 of those 5 girls we were talkin too are blond. Im guessin that has something to do with it. And Amy, well she screws black guys...... BTW this is Jeremy

Amy.. she was the boobs one, right?

well macdonalds cheese is litterally an edible polymer, so they dont have to refridgerate it

The Boobs one??? last time i checked they all had boobs. She was the dark skin one wearing the baseball hat.

par kay!

You're a 'tard too? oh.

I meant - the one with the boobs I wanted to squeeze and bite.

LOL I didnt know u wanted to do that to any of them.........Did u tell her u wanted to? what did she look like?

I forget (drunk), but I'm gonna try to hook up with each and every one of them tonight!

Nice if i havnt known them for so long and who they have slept with i pry would too.

huh? no it is. i dont really care, they could make it out of whatever they want

Ah, ignorance is bliss!!!

What??? Prove it and I'll make my avatar say TARD across it for a week.

Hey are u at home? And if u are do u have a backpack i could come buy and pick up to i can put my LQ in it im ridding over. Still havnt got the exploder fixed yet.

What the hell are you doing?!?!? Again. . I'm sorry I've been gone so long!

I can clearly see how it effects you! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

BTW. . . I may be alot of things . . Margarine's not one of them.

But on a side note. . It's kind of distorted view of margarine. The statement that margarine is one molecule away from plastic is funny: sugar is also one molecule away from plastic. . . and only a half a molecule away from wood (cellulose, from which several plastics are made). So. . . yeah! Who cares, if you can find away to magically "add" a molecule. .you might have something. . but until then only Star Trec has it!

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LM MF AO!!!!

Trice, as usual, you're the voice of reason (read: Canadian) in my life! Glad to see you around a little more lately! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Late for work? And Didnt we talk about sugar last night too?