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Old 04-13-2003, 10:26 AM
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this guy was the janitor at my middle school
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:30 AM
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damn, middle school janitor invites drunk kid into his house. hmmmm he ever invite you down into the school boiler room?
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Old 04-13-2003, 10:55 AM
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dude, thats the funniest thing i've ever heard.



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Old 04-13-2003, 06:29 PM
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bwuahahahahahahahhahahhahashas;bnhvlSADHNI:GZS:B RG
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Old 04-13-2003, 06:53 PM
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how sore is your ***?
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Old 04-13-2003, 08:04 PM
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did you wake up with a size 9 poop shoot?



If something like that ever happened to me I would never ever

ever drink again. Thats **** like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
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Old 04-13-2003, 09:05 PM
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This has to be the funniest thing i've read in a long time. Sounds like some gay porno or something...."landscaping" and "middle school janitor"
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Old 04-13-2003, 09:21 PM
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yeah, my middle school janitor liked to shove the mop handle in little boys' asses.....and we all know that they are the same.....





be honest.....he played park-the-***** in your caboose didn't he....
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Originally Posted by bigtime' date='Apr 12 2003, 11:38 PM
so im drunk as **** and i deicde to leave my friends house for some reason and i drive down the road and i feel like iom gonna puke so i park and get out and puke it up and this guy comes out of his house and forces me to give him my car keys and he parks my car in some parking lot and takes me into his house and gives me food and blankets andshit and i was watching tv and playng with this guys cats till 330 am\..... it has to be the wierdest thing to ever happen to me... ill tell more when i wake up and im not drunk
Actually that sounds like a very nice thing to do. A person is DRUNK and driving shouldnt drive. That guy is very nice or very weird to let you stay at his place. He could off been a molester and touched you while you slept (lol). Nah but that sounds weird first time i heard of that happening. Where were you???? IN NJ??
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