so im drunk as **** and i deicde to leave my friends house for some reason and i drive down the road and i feel like iom gonna puke so i park and get out and puke it up and this guy comes out of his house and forces me to give him my car keys and he parks my car in some parking lot and takes me into his house and gives me food and blankets andshit and i was watching tv and playng with this guys cats till 330 am\..... it has to be the wierdest thing to ever happen to me... ill tell more when i wake up and im not drunk

 

Dude I think that story should end with... "and then he checked me into rehab"

 

You are one lucky ****. He could (should?) have just called the police.

 

or he could have played "hide the salami" hmmm maybe he did???

 

LMFAO!

 

did you play smell the bicycle seat with him ?

 

Hmm, yeeesss. Let's see, strange man brings in drunk he finds puking on the street and they play with his cats till 3:30 AM.

 

hahahha i cant belive i talked about the cats haha i was so drunk

and he had 2 friends there that were drunk as **** and they kept talking to me and im supposed to start working with one of them on tuesday doing landscaping

 

*landscaping* i hope that means grass in a yard not something else

 

Haha....happened to me once. Only problem was I woke up in my teachers lving room with two other friends.