Stolen Lunch
04-13-2004, 09:24 AM
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rant on/
Some pig ****** stole my lunch!
Yesterday a coworker gave me a foot long chili chese dog with onions so I put it in my section's refrigerator for lunch today. This morning I went to check on it and it was gone! So now I am stalking from office to office looking for the sorry **** stick that smells like onions and has chili stains around his/her mouth.
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Some pig ****** stole my lunch!
Yesterday a coworker gave me a foot long chili chese dog with onions so I put it in my section's refrigerator for lunch today. This morning I went to check on it and it was gone! So now I am stalking from office to office looking for the sorry **** stick that smells like onions and has chili stains around his/her mouth.
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04-13-2004, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by i.didnt.do.it' date='Apr 13 2004, 10:25 AM
Do it again, but put some exlax or xanax(if you want to be really cruel) in it...that'll teach 'em...
04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by twstdmtl' date='Apr 13 2004, 07:59 AM
I have considered making a nice batch of X-lax brownies... WITH NUTS!!!
Add some MJ and x-lax tabs to the brownies!
He will be high as a kite and won't stop shitting.
You know how ******* PARANOID he will be during that whole ordeal? PLUS he's at work!