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Wouldn't it take a long time for that machine to cook the bacon? Maybe it just re-heats previously cooked bacon?

 

It's pre-cooked bacon on a roll, like toilet paper.

 

haiku eh?



toilet paper, like bacon, peace overcomes. i come.

 

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places

about our sex lives. "



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?

I'm

a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

 

I like the ones where you just wave your hand in front, and the bacon comes out.

 

i like the kind where you wave your hand in front of kevin bacon and he dispenses regular bacon