JimmyJimboJet

ok i'll try and make this little story as short and sweet as possible.



a month ago, my buddy Jack and I go to the bars downtown. There is this chick, emily, that i went to highschool with and that jack likes. emily has a friend named corey (girl) down there with her. yadda yadda yadda drink beer dance blah blah blah. all the while emily and corey keep telling me how they both want to have their way with me. well anyways, bar closes, emily was driving, and jack corey and i got a ride home with her. well emily drops jack off first, then we get to my place. they both said they had to go to the bathroom, so i took them inside and they did their thing. then they asked to see my bedroom (i just moved in with my bro). mind you i was pretty shitfaced and my conscience was on vacate....



so all three of us are in my bed doing our thing(s), and all of a sudden i hear this rap-tap-tapping at my door.



Jack, "jimmy where's emily"

me, "she went home. corey took her home then came back over"

(i don't know why i said that, just trying to cover my *** i guess)

Jack "that's funny, cause corey drove over to emily's house before they picked us up, and her car's outside"







so yeah, there was some drama. it seems to be pretty much all cleared up now, except jack won't let emily and I out of his sight if we're at the same place. He comes over and hangs out in the garage, and most of the time emily comes with him. at first it was awkard, but i'm cool with it because nothing 'serious' happened between emily and I.



yeah, that was over a month ago.



so i'm hanging out with my buddy tonight shootin pool drinking beer, all of a sudden i get this phone call. it's emily. she say's her ex-boyfriend called her and started interrogating her about what went on with me. he asks her **** like 'what all did you do, did you have sex yadda yadda yadda'.



i have never had anytype of sex with emily in my life.



she of course says no. he says bullshit, that's not what crick told me.



(sidetrack)

crick is an old ex-gf of mine who is really fucked up in the head. she will call and bitch out any chic that i talk to, no matter if i just say 'hi' to her or whatever...

(think of the movie swimfan...)



so i call crick and i'm like 'WTF?' i don't understand how or why she could even think of making **** up like this. crick tells me 'i heard you three were all naked in the bed at the same time..." SO? so when 2 people are naked in a bed, they are automatically having sex? goddamn that sounds kind of wierd. then i talk to emily again. emily talked to her ex again, and he said corey (other 3some chic) told him that i fucked emily during the 3some. again, WTF? now i'm furious. this town has to be one of the most dramatic towns in the world. corey was 1.64 feet away from emily in my bed when this whole shenanigan was going down. maybe she has ADD?



so now this ***** going to get back to Jackson, and he's going to believe it, just because of the dumbfucks in this shithole.



and to top it all off. (this happened before the emily phone call) Jack came over tonight, i was helping him put a DP in, along with oil/plug change, yadda yadda yadda. just helping/showing him how to work on the FD.



Emily and Corey came over after awhile. no biggie, Jackson asked me if i was cool with it, and of course i am. i don't get all butt-hurt about **** like that.



so after awhile, Dusty, emily's ex who later interrogates her, shows up with 3 of his buddies. i was buried underneath my car at the time, i guess he was here for like 10 minutes. i roll out from underneath the car, and see a range rover (dusty) pull 55 mph thru my alley (my garage is like 35 ft from the street). so that pisses me off. i go out there and walk around the block, making sure no little kids have been killed by this dumbfuck (it was at like 8:50 when deuschebag dusty showed up). i get back to the garage, and emily tells me that he was talking **** about me and jack. that he has 3 buddies with him that can handle us 2.

i've got a garage full of hammers, crowbars, angle irons, square tubing, wrenches sockets saws knives jackstands spare and full size wheels, and this ****** wants to start **** in my backyard?



i just don't understand people sometimes. the **** they do.



sorry for the long long story, just had to vent.

phinsup

Holy ****, how long did that take you to write. I gotta sleep I'llread the second half tomorrow LOL

JadedX

Damn all this **** goes on in AIWA?



thats what happens in small towns people r allways in other peoples ****.



was your boy mad about u and emily ******* around?



thats not his girl right?



bro's before ho's he should be happy for you

Goodfellafd3s

Threesomes are yummy

JimmyJimboJet

lol yeah scott it took awhile to write. after typing all that, i tried to go back and edit a couple things but already hit the time limit. i even wrote a few 'not-so-nice' emails before that....



it's really not that small of a town though.... just that a couple people know a LOT of people.... me and my friends basically...



bros before hos.... it works both ways, and it sucks when you're on either end.



i've actually been put in a couple 'bros before hos' situations here. maybe i should just get the **** out of this town? move to smammamammmmamamish and go fishing with scott

JimmyJimboJet

yeah. i feel terrible saying this but that would've been one helluva threesome