Sometimes I Swear Civic Owners Are Retarded!
07-31-2003, 10:41 PM
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lol okay listen to this. my friend chris works at a local grocery store here in ft myers.....its kinda in the ghetto part of town too. chris isnt into modding cars, and doesnt know alot about them because he just moved from a different country. anyways i get home from eating sushi with my wife and my parents and i get a call from my friend chris. the guy in the civic wants to race my friend in his corolla....stock corolla! for pink slips too! so my friend is like you are retarded. then the guy proceeds to talk about rx7s and how great they are. so my friend says that I have a fast rx7. so civic guy wants to know how fast my single turbo fd is? so i tell my friend what i think it runs. anyways then i hear some guy yelling in the background bullshit bullshit it aint that fast. so my friend proceeds to tell me that this guy he works with "antonio" has a blue civic si, and that civic guy thinks he can beat me in a race.
lol this is where it gets funny
so then after like ten minutes of my friend trying to get him on the phone the guy grabs the phone and hangs up. all i want to do his hear his mod list...hell there are some crazy cars these days and i would like to know what he has...i wasnt rude i awasnt trying to make him look stupid. so i get a call like 10 mins later and its my friend chris again....now i find out that the guy claims to have 600hp in his civic. well **** now i am really interested in his mods. so i tell my friend to ask him what his mods are...i mean he must have some insane setup to have those numbers. so my friend asks him "what are your mods?" the guy looks at him and goes what are "mods?" lol so he keeps asking civic guy what does he have blah blah blah...well anyways i never figure what he has. but the guy challenges me to a street race. he says he goes out every week to them. he wants to race for $2500. lol now i am REALLY interested. so i call my friend who also has a civic and knows just about every car in ft myers...."ft myers is kinda small" and i ask him if he knows this antonio kid..lol my friend JP about **** his pants when i told him this story...i dont know alot about hondas but JP made it very clear that its impossible to have that much power. then later i find out the kid is 17 in high school and working part time at the supermarket. next he proceeds to tell my friend that he has a blower. lol i dont know if that is true or not because my friends english isnt that great but he made it pretty clear that it was a blower on his si. also he only drives his car when he is out racing???wtf is the point of that? he must have one hell of a sleeper....or must be one insanely large reject! lol can this guy get any more stupid? my friends and i plan on going out to the street races to make fun of him! thouroughly!!! lol i dont even like going there but the Fd and i might have to make an appearance this weekend!
lol i hope my post makes sense
lol this is where it gets funny
so then after like ten minutes of my friend trying to get him on the phone the guy grabs the phone and hangs up. all i want to do his hear his mod list...hell there are some crazy cars these days and i would like to know what he has...i wasnt rude i awasnt trying to make him look stupid. so i get a call like 10 mins later and its my friend chris again....now i find out that the guy claims to have 600hp in his civic. well **** now i am really interested in his mods. so i tell my friend to ask him what his mods are...i mean he must have some insane setup to have those numbers. so my friend asks him "what are your mods?" the guy looks at him and goes what are "mods?" lol so he keeps asking civic guy what does he have blah blah blah...well anyways i never figure what he has. but the guy challenges me to a street race. he says he goes out every week to them. he wants to race for $2500. lol now i am REALLY interested. so i call my friend who also has a civic and knows just about every car in ft myers...."ft myers is kinda small" and i ask him if he knows this antonio kid..lol my friend JP about **** his pants when i told him this story...i dont know alot about hondas but JP made it very clear that its impossible to have that much power. then later i find out the kid is 17 in high school and working part time at the supermarket. next he proceeds to tell my friend that he has a blower. lol i dont know if that is true or not because my friends english isnt that great but he made it pretty clear that it was a blower on his si. also he only drives his car when he is out racing???wtf is the point of that? he must have one hell of a sleeper....or must be one insanely large reject! lol can this guy get any more stupid? my friends and i plan on going out to the street races to make fun of him! thouroughly!!! lol i dont even like going there but the Fd and i might have to make an appearance this weekend!
lol i hope my post makes sense
07-31-2003, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mazderati' date='Jul 31 2003, 10:54 PM
Florida still assigns "pink slips?"
