I had just left my house on the way to pick up some materials I had ordered for this project. Anyways, I'm coming up to the main street and some shitty green car pulls out and nearly broad sides me. I slam the brakes and throw the car to the right and then left, because curbing was to the right, and whip it on around the car, wheels sqawking and all. Must of missed the car by a matter of feet, it was a close one. So I'm like WTF https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png. Then the dumb bitch pulls up beside me as I'm stopping at the red light up ahead and is running her mouth like I did something wrong. Picture your typical crack ***** ghetto bitch in a piece of **** car with tinted windows. Now i'm really like WTF and proudly extend my arm with my middle finger fully erect, even tunked in my thumb to give it extra length. She pulls foward slightly and rolls her window down and starts yelling something, couldn't really figure it out, but I rant and rave just so she could see I was yelling back. Then the passenger door opens up. Now here comes the rapper boyfriend with an angry look on his face, blunt in his mouth, smoke rolling out, camo jacket, scruffy chin hair (nice touch I thought) and is like "WHAT WHAT" as he gets out, almost like he's already in my face but is 15 feet away. As he approaches the front of the car I'm thinking oh **** if he comes to the driver side I have to get out and fight this bastard, or dodge punches while I'm trapped inside the car. Surprisingly he goes to the passenger side and leans down to yell "you gots a ****** problem"... "yeah you almost ******* hit me"..."whats yo fuckn' problem"..."you pulled out in front of me you ******* idiot". And then it just kind of repeated itself as I grew bored with the argument and looked forward wondering when the hell the light would turn green. He glanced forward a couple times, maybe he was looking at the light also, but as he raises up to leave he says "pull the **** over". Well fucktard I'm already pulled over, otherwise we wouldn't be sitting here now would we? Some people.

you should done some crazy white boy from OK **** on his ass, handcuffed him to a plane or something. or get dramon to do some kungfu wumanchu.



or just pretend like you snap in your crap start thrashing around violently and just screaming random **** hed be all like "damn whit epeople done lost their minds, cmon ho lets bizounce"



kevin.

We have fuckers like that all over the place here. I finally had to get licensed to carry a handgun just in case. I did it after getting into a road rage incident on my motorcycle a couple of years ago when the proceeded to steal my bike at gunpoint. Gotta be careful out there

Yah, you better be crazier than they are if you're gonna do **** like that. Or be packin'.

see you dont actually have to be crazy, just play it off good. most minorities already think whites are crazy https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



kevin.

LOL. I wasn't very enthused or rattled by his approach. I might of even looked a little mafia, wearing dark grey pants, black Tshirt tucked in with a black belt, black leather shoes, black leather jacket, and had my black sun glasses on. All complimented with the black interior of my car.

First thing that came into my mind when the door opened was "am I already too boxed in to get out if he has a gun".

hmm yes quite mafioso, good choice. but did you have black socks and thong?



kevin.

I'd like to add my jacket is Italian lamb skin. Yep, black socks, but I'm wearing lime green boxers.

ohhh high class italian, definitely mafioso. were they silk boxers? and did you have a ceegar?



kevin.

If he can see what color boxers you have on, then he's a little too close.

Haha, no silk. Just your typical cotten or whatever. No cigar, but just a nice relaxed slanted to the passenger side posture with my left hand on the top of the wheel, right elbow rested on the console with my forearm raised to make hand gestures as I talked calmly but firmly, LOL. I suppose I could of been a ***** and put the windows up. I think you're right you just have to play it off good.

I hate dumb fucks like that!

damn you almost as gangsta as this dude

http://www.enoughonline.com/Autors/A...fg-gangsta.jpg



kevin.

Damn I'm glad I don't have to worry bout people pulling guns. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png That's crazy ****.

That would never happen here in Iowa! The gangstas don't speak English.

next time just pull out your ****

he'd get arrested for unlawful display of a small caliper weapon

When you have them italian lambs backing you, you're invincible. I had the same thing happen once. same exact ****. Black dude, black bitch mouthin off...Except he came to my side of the car shouting. I had a bagle in my hand and then said "Do you mind, I don't want you to spit on my bagle." and then I drove off because the light was green.

its kind of pointless to argue, either they are too stupid to know any better or they might pull a gun on you

Maybe it was the same people. Probably pulled out to hit me intentionally for the insurance money. Luckily I'm a good defensive driver. I've never actually had anyone get out of their car before to confront me.





I'll tell the rest of you guys the other incident I had the other day after dropping the wife off at the airport. In the mini merging into the freeway, about 70mph in the far right lane. I'm established in the lane when this older lady, probably late 40's decides to come into my lane. She slowly begins to merge while she's directly beside me. I begin to lay on the horn but she just keeps on coming. The mini is small enough I just kinda move over to the right with two wheels in the lane, two wheels on the shoulder. Kept my left arm out the window the whole time, and kicked myself in the ass later for not reaching over and pounding on her window, which I could of literally done. Gotta love the size of the mini for menueverability like that. So I'm still on the horn and thinking Jesus H Christ this lady is ******* oblivious. Let off the gas just enough to swing behind her in a little drafting move, come around to her left side beside her and honk the horn a bunch, but she just keeps looking forward like she's blind and deaf.

i carry a baseball bat in the space where my spare used to be, and a home made... mace... i guess you call it... wooden ball with nails sticking out of it attached to about a 1 foot chain and handle under my seat, made it in woodshop when i was in high shcool... but it was no match for the time i had a gun pulled on me for something i didnt even do... it was the guy with the guns fault... some people

When some dumb ******* pulls up bitchin about the way i drive i just whip my pants open and hang 'em a BA with nuts

good, so when you get pulled over they can arrest you for having weapons in your car.



even a concealed baseball bat is considered a weapon.



kevin.

previously soiled and worn by yours truly. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

Josh:



Thats some fucked up ****, dude. Let me guess- the intersection of 61st and Peoria? Yeah, that's the Guh-het-toe. Krystal and I almost got ran off the road in that area, and when I honked at the guy, he got pissed at me, then tried to finish the job. I whipped it out (my cell phone) and slammed on the brakes to get his plate number. He saw the phone and did the same, trying to keep me from getting behind him. Chickenshit turned off the first intersection he could so I didnt get'em.



I dont hesitate. I call dangerous people in to the cops. Drunks? Overly reckless drivers? All of them that endanger me. Helps me sleep at night knowing that some dumb **** will spend the night in the drunk tank and possibly some single parent will be alive to go home to their kid.

Actually it depends on what state you choose to live in. In the commie stronghold of NJ, (I'm born and raised there, BTW) what you say is true. However...



In the Commonweath of Virginia, any respectable citizen has the right to apply for a concealed carry permit. A baseball bat under the seat would be assumed to be used for, get this, baseball. I regularly carry a 4" Cold Steel clip knife. No cop in Virginia is going to hassle you for a pocket knife, unless you're being an ass.



Now, the mace is a bit shall we say, Medieval, and they might figure you for a lunatic.

Hehe, I do the same. for the last 13 years i have walked around with a 4" clip on.



This one.



Vaquero Large 4" blade. 9" overall length.



Then in Jamaica I cary the Vaquero Grande 6" blade 13.25" overall length...It's friggin awesome.



I used to cary the spyderco veili but once I sat down (while it was in my waist) and it stabbed me in the leg (the back was loose and the blade swung out)...Left a scar and a big blood piss stain while I was at a movie theatre. That was fun.



I'm a small guy so I have to carry an equalizer https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

Actually Josh, he came out of your apartment complex, same entrance where your car sits. It all took place on 71st street in front of the Braums.

Perhaps it was Josh. He was trying out his Halloween costume a tad early.

He did pretty good, was able to change his skin color and drop about 50lbs.

Well the only thing we can carry in NJ is a pocket knife that can fit lengthwise from the tip of your finger to the edge of your wrist.



i have big hands so i can carry a decent knife, they still confiscate them unless you know your laws.



kevin.

I carry car keys. Ever get punched in the eye with a car key?

im 6'6", i normally get out of the car and people walk away. its better cause im normally driving the golf or the rx7, both pretty tiny cars so when i get out i look even bigger.



if they still dont back down ive always got something handy in case they have a weapon.



hand to hand im willing to take my chances.



kevin.

Haha, I could just see you jumping up to stab some 6"4 muscle bound black dude in the eye with your car key...



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was it a shitty ford taurus? i realize that was redundant.

Hmmm, maybe, now that I think about it, I believe it was an older cavelier. Take a pic and I'll know.



Did you get me any rotors yet?

I say we aircraft remover it if it is. Just keep me in the passenger side and I'll do it. a big **** U.

actually even better. I am going to put a hig HO with an up arrow on the drivers door.