I had just left my house on the way to pick up some materials I had ordered for this project. Anyways, I'm coming up to the main street and some shitty green car pulls out and nearly broad sides me. I slam the brakes and throw the car to the right and then left, because curbing was to the right, and whip it on around the car, wheels sqawking and all. Must of missed the car by a matter of feet, it was a close one. So I'm like WTF https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png. Then the dumb bitch pulls up beside me as I'm stopping at the red light up ahead and is running her mouth like I did something wrong. Picture your typical crack ***** ghetto bitch in a piece of **** car with tinted windows. Now i'm really like WTF and proudly extend my arm with my middle finger fully erect, even tunked in my thumb to give it extra length. She pulls foward slightly and rolls her window down and starts yelling something, couldn't really figure it out, but I rant and rave just so she could see I was yelling back. Then the passenger door opens up. Now here comes the rapper boyfriend with an angry look on his face, blunt in his mouth, smoke rolling out, camo jacket, scruffy chin hair (nice touch I thought) and is like "WHAT WHAT" as he gets out, almost like he's already in my face but is 15 feet away. As he approaches the front of the car I'm thinking oh **** if he comes to the driver side I have to get out and fight this bastard, or dodge punches while I'm trapped inside the car. Surprisingly he goes to the passenger side and leans down to yell "you gots a ****** problem"... "yeah you almost ******* hit me"..."whats yo fuckn' problem"..."you pulled out in front of me you ******* idiot". And then it just kind of repeated itself as I grew bored with the argument and looked forward wondering when the hell the light would turn green. He glanced forward a couple times, maybe he was looking at the light also, but as he raises up to leave he says "pull the **** over". Well fucktard I'm already pulled over, otherwise we wouldn't be sitting here now would we? Some people.

you should done some crazy white boy from OK **** on his ass, handcuffed him to a plane or something. or get dramon to do some kungfu wumanchu.



or just pretend like you snap in your crap start thrashing around violently and just screaming random **** hed be all like "damn whit epeople done lost their minds, cmon ho lets bizounce"



kevin.

We have fuckers like that all over the place here. I finally had to get licensed to carry a handgun just in case. I did it after getting into a road rage incident on my motorcycle a couple of years ago when the proceeded to steal my bike at gunpoint. Gotta be careful out there

Yah, you better be crazier than they are if you're gonna do **** like that. Or be packin'.

see you dont actually have to be crazy, just play it off good. most minorities already think whites are crazy https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png



kevin.

LOL. I wasn't very enthused or rattled by his approach. I might of even looked a little mafia, wearing dark grey pants, black Tshirt tucked in with a black belt, black leather shoes, black leather jacket, and had my black sun glasses on. All complimented with the black interior of my car.

First thing that came into my mind when the door opened was "am I already too boxed in to get out if he has a gun".

hmm yes quite mafioso, good choice. but did you have black socks and thong?



kevin.

I'd like to add my jacket is Italian lamb skin. Yep, black socks, but I'm wearing lime green boxers.

ohhh high class italian, definitely mafioso. were they silk boxers? and did you have a ceegar?



kevin.