NoPistons -Mazda Rx7 & Rx8 Rotary Forum

Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What's a mixed feeling?

A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: What's the height of conceit?

A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q: What's the definition of macho?

A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?

A: Because it's worth it.

Q: What is a Yankee?

A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?

A: About three inches.

Q: Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A: For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A: The grip.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A: It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Mark