If you're going to ship a knife that's sharp as ****, please wrap it in something inside the box. I was loading a truck last night and one of the boxes had a blade sticking about 1/4" out of it. I didn't notice it until it cut me from the tip of my index finger to the base of my middle finger.



Manager: Is your hand okay?

Me: *unclenches fist* *bleeds all over* Yeah, it's fine.

Manager: Holy ****!

Me: *puts band-aids on and goes back to work*

 

is it okay if I laugh at you..



ok.. ahahahahahahahahahaahhaha..



That's fucked up.. some people have no common sense.. Damn.. Hope it wasn't your stroking hand....

 

damn did you write down the return addy? I would **** that person up!

 

Sorry about that





I didnt even know you could still ship knives

 

It was a company from Marshalltown, where I'll be partying tonight. I should "set the building on fire" Milton style.

 

hahahah.. b-b-but..my.. stapler.

 

Together: And we want to.. [ clap their hands ] ..pump you up!

 

If anyone were to go on a Hans and Franz kick, it'd be you, Mike.

 

This Arnold thing is getting to you huh..

 

The ads are for knives. I don't want any!!!



*clicks link* I wonder if they ship UPS.