So This Srce Dies And Goes To Hell....
04-26-2004, 10:03 PM
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When he gets there Satan says Welcome to Hell!! Satan is holding a Cigar and offers this Srce one. Srce looks confused. Satan says you dont know? Today is cigar day. We have Cigars every Monday. This IS hell you know we love doing bad things.
Srce gets kind of excited he asks what alse do you do? Satan asks Do you like Whisky? Tuesday is Whisky day we drink till we pass out... Srce jumps for joy!
Satan goes on "Do you like broads?" Srce yells YES!! Satan says your gonna love Wednesdays we bring in women and have our way with them 4 and 5 at a time!!
Yahoo screams Srce!!
Satan is getting excited by Srce's reaction he then yells to Srce. Do you like gay **** sex??!!!
Srce stops laughing and looks at Satan,.. pauses,.. says, "No man I dont like gay **** sex."
Satan looks at Srce for a second and says, "Well then, your gonna hate Thursdays"
Srce gets kind of excited he asks what alse do you do? Satan asks Do you like Whisky? Tuesday is Whisky day we drink till we pass out... Srce jumps for joy!
Satan goes on "Do you like broads?" Srce yells YES!! Satan says your gonna love Wednesdays we bring in women and have our way with them 4 and 5 at a time!!
Yahoo screams Srce!!
Satan is getting excited by Srce's reaction he then yells to Srce. Do you like gay **** sex??!!!
Srce stops laughing and looks at Satan,.. pauses,.. says, "No man I dont like gay **** sex."
Satan looks at Srce for a second and says, "Well then, your gonna hate Thursdays"
04-26-2004, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Apr 26 2004, 07:03 PM
When he gets there Satan says Welcome to Hell!! Satan is holding a Cigar and offers this Srce one. Srce looks confused. Satan says you dont know? Today is cigar day. We have Cigars every Monday. This IS hell you know we love doing bad things.
Srce gets kind of excited he asks what alse do you do? Satan asks Do you like Whisky? Tuesday is Whisky day we drink till we pass out... Srce jumps for joy!
Satan goes on "Do you like broads?" Srce yells YES!! Satan says your gonna love Wednesdays we bring in women and have our way with them 4 and 5 at a time!!
Yahoo screams Srce!!
Satan is getting excited by Srce's reaction he then yells to Srce. Do you like gay **** sex??!!!
Srce stops laughing and looks at Satan,.. pauses,.. says, "No man I dont like gay **** sex."
Satan looks at Srce for a second and says, "Well then, your gonna hate Thursdays"
Srce gets kind of excited he asks what alse do you do? Satan asks Do you like Whisky? Tuesday is Whisky day we drink till we pass out... Srce jumps for joy!
Satan goes on "Do you like broads?" Srce yells YES!! Satan says your gonna love Wednesdays we bring in women and have our way with them 4 and 5 at a time!!
Yahoo screams Srce!!
Satan is getting excited by Srce's reaction he then yells to Srce. Do you like gay **** sex??!!!
Srce stops laughing and looks at Satan,.. pauses,.. says, "No man I dont like gay **** sex."
Satan looks at Srce for a second and says, "Well then, your gonna hate Thursdays"
