So I've Discovered The Secret..
12-13-2004, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by CrashFactory' date='Dec 13 2004, 11:22 AM
yeah, I was just laying there staring at the ceiling, she came in mostly naked, then started kissing on me, I was like, hrmm..OK, then it was a whirlwind after that, last night was about the same, except we were at home...If this is what the honeymoon is like I CAN'T WAIT....Getting married June of '05, haven't set an exact date'
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Want to good sex to last? Dont get married and dont have kids. Thise are the 1, 2 punch to end most marriages. If you survive those 2 then you were truly in love.
And yes, there is something about a nice hotel that makes sex batter. Someone needs to do a study on that little fact.
12-13-2004, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 13 2004, 04:17 PM
Want to good sex to last? Dont get married and dont have kids. Thise are the 1, 2 punch to end most marriages. If you survive those 2 then you were truly in love.
12-13-2004, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by CrashFactory' date='Dec 13 2004, 10:55 AM
Went to the company X-mas party, drank a little, stayed in NICE hotel got mindblowing extremely long super sex, thought well, that was fun, back to boring old missionary normal sex, NOT SO!!!! 2 nights of even better sex...So the moral is: If you're sex life is getting boring, take her to a nice hotel, give her some alcohol, and be prepared to stay up all night, or print a bunch of 94T's "naughty" pics up and paste them on the wall, that's sure to work too :P
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or you could replace the expensive hotel room with a couple extra shots.
i was givin it to the ex one time after she had downed a fifth of some taste good alcohol. all the sudden i guess it hit her and she started screaming and moaning. I thought my dick had grown by 8 inches or something, but it turns out it was the alcohol. **** does crazy stuff to normally conservative girls.
i love it
12-13-2004, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Dec 13 2004, 12:41 PM
LMFAO!
12-13-2004, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 14 2004, 06:17 AM
Want to good sex to last? Dont get married and dont have kids. Thise are the 1, 2 punch to end most marriages. If you survive those 2 then you were truly in love.
Damn it...I'm truly in love.
12-13-2004, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 13 2004, 04:17 PM
Dont get married and dont have kids. Thise are the 1, 2 punch to end most marriages.
So what you're saying is.... marriage is one of the leading causes to divorce? Who woulda guess'd it??
12-13-2004, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GreyGT-C' date='Dec 13 2004, 06:37 PM
So what you're saying is.... marriage is one of the leading causes to divorce? Who woulda guess'd it??
No what I am saying want to stop her from ******* your brains out? Marry her!! Then get her pregnant that does wonders to your sex life. We have a 1 year old in the house and I keep looking at the cat longingly..... its a ***** after all.
I almost bent Mazdadrifter over a desk this morning too.
and I proposition everyone I meet.
12-13-2004, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 13 2004, 08:48 PM
he's such a tease!
