So Bored....
03-23-2005, 09:00 PM
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i bought a drill!
RX7 88 Vert: but.i.need.to.get.away.and.figure.my.self.out.no.m atter.what..I.mean.i.atleast.have.to.do.that
j9fd3s: join the navy!
RX7 88 Vert: haha.i.dont.want.to.be.gay!
j9fd3s: oh i thought you were?
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: IT.WAS.ONLY.THAT.ONE.TIME...i.mean.no.never
j9fd3s: lol
j9fd3s: i dont think you have to be gay to be in the navy, just um "suggestable"
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.well.that.wouldnt.work.for.me.either
j9fd3s: you're not being a team player!
RX7 88 Vert: a.recruiter.tried.to.make.me.join.the.army
RX7 88 Vert: i.can.get.in.as.a.mechanic
j9fd3s: thats not the same
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.i.know
RX7 88 Vert: navy.i.get.to.sing.that.song.while.a.guy.grabs.my. ***.right?
j9fd3s: yep
j9fd3s: army you get to crawl around in the mud
RX7 88 Vert: well.i.hear.the.navy.guys.like.to.play.in.the."mud ".as.well
j9fd3s: yes, but in the privacy of thier own ship
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.see.being.stuck.on.the.ship.would.be.hell.for .me
j9fd3s: you dont like being in close contact wiht hot sweaty guys?
RX7 88 Vert: not.really.
RX7 88 Vert: now.if.i.could.get.stuck.on.a.boat.with.lesbians.. .
j9fd3s: thats unconstitutional
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: damn.my.finger.hurts.i.dremeled.it.on.accident.yes terday!
j9fd3s: lol
RX7 88 Vert: who.would.have.thought.not.drinking.and.doing.thin gs.applied.to.more.than.just.driving?
j9fd3s: lol
j9fd3s: people who make stickers
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: but.i.need.to.get.away.and.figure.my.self.out.no.m atter.what..I.mean.i.atleast.have.to.do.that
j9fd3s: join the navy!
RX7 88 Vert: haha.i.dont.want.to.be.gay!
j9fd3s: oh i thought you were?
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: IT.WAS.ONLY.THAT.ONE.TIME...i.mean.no.never
j9fd3s: lol
j9fd3s: i dont think you have to be gay to be in the navy, just um "suggestable"
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.well.that.wouldnt.work.for.me.either
j9fd3s: you're not being a team player!
RX7 88 Vert: a.recruiter.tried.to.make.me.join.the.army
RX7 88 Vert: i.can.get.in.as.a.mechanic
j9fd3s: thats not the same
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.i.know
RX7 88 Vert: navy.i.get.to.sing.that.song.while.a.guy.grabs.my. ***.right?
j9fd3s: yep
j9fd3s: army you get to crawl around in the mud
RX7 88 Vert: well.i.hear.the.navy.guys.like.to.play.in.the."mud ".as.well
j9fd3s: yes, but in the privacy of thier own ship
RX7 88 Vert: yeah.see.being.stuck.on.the.ship.would.be.hell.for .me
j9fd3s: you dont like being in close contact wiht hot sweaty guys?
RX7 88 Vert: not.really.
RX7 88 Vert: now.if.i.could.get.stuck.on.a.boat.with.lesbians.. .
j9fd3s: thats unconstitutional
RX7 88 Vert: haha
RX7 88 Vert: damn.my.finger.hurts.i.dremeled.it.on.accident.yes terday!
j9fd3s: lol
RX7 88 Vert: who.would.have.thought.not.drinking.and.doing.thin gs.applied.to.more.than.just.driving?
j9fd3s: lol
j9fd3s: people who make stickers
RX7 88 Vert: haha
03-23-2005, 10:20 PM
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[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:17 PM']i'm so bored I cant sleep
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go buy "double whammy" by carl haiason!, its a bass fishing murder mystery!
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go buy "double whammy" by carl haiason!, its a bass fishing murder mystery!
03-23-2005, 10:25 PM
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[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:19 PM']go buy "double whammy" by carl haiason!, its a bass fishing murder mystery!
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I haven't read that one yet. His other books have all be funny as hell though.
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I haven't read that one yet. His other books have all be funny as hell though.
03-23-2005, 10:29 PM
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[quote name='venomrx7' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:24 PM']I haven't read that one yet. His other books have all be funny as hell though.
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i bought that one cause they were grilling jimmy dean sausage on p1 paragraph 2.
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i bought that one cause they were grilling jimmy dean sausage on p1 paragraph 2.
03-23-2005, 10:48 PM
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[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:29 PM']i bought that one cause they were grilling jimmy dean sausage on p1 paragraph 2.
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I don't remember the titles to the other ones, but all of them have made me laugh throughout the whole book. I'm gonna have to check this one out. (i might have already read it, and just don't remember the title)
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I don't remember the titles to the other ones, but all of them have made me laugh throughout the whole book. I'm gonna have to check this one out. (i might have already read it, and just don't remember the title)
03-24-2005, 08:18 AM
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My wife and my dad love those books. I'm sure I'd like them too, but I have trouble keeping up with all the info in a novel. I have to mark pages where each character is introduced, so I can refer to them later after I forget who's who.
