i bought a drill!



RX7 88 Vert: but.i.need.to.get.away.and.figure.my.self.out.no.m atter.what..I.mean.i.atleast.have.to.do.that

j9fd3s: join the navy!

RX7 88 Vert: haha.i.dont.want.to.be.gay!

j9fd3s: oh i thought you were?

RX7 88 Vert: haha

RX7 88 Vert: IT.WAS.ONLY.THAT.ONE.TIME...i.mean.no.never

j9fd3s: lol

j9fd3s: i dont think you have to be gay to be in the navy, just um "suggestable"

RX7 88 Vert: haha

RX7 88 Vert: yeah.well.that.wouldnt.work.for.me.either

j9fd3s: you're not being a team player!

RX7 88 Vert: a.recruiter.tried.to.make.me.join.the.army

RX7 88 Vert: i.can.get.in.as.a.mechanic

j9fd3s: thats not the same

RX7 88 Vert: yeah.i.know

RX7 88 Vert: navy.i.get.to.sing.that.song.while.a.guy.grabs.my. ***.right?

j9fd3s: yep

j9fd3s: army you get to crawl around in the mud

RX7 88 Vert: well.i.hear.the.navy.guys.like.to.play.in.the."mud ".as.well

j9fd3s: yes, but in the privacy of thier own ship

RX7 88 Vert: yeah.see.being.stuck.on.the.ship.would.be.hell.for .me

j9fd3s: you dont like being in close contact wiht hot sweaty guys?

RX7 88 Vert: not.really.

RX7 88 Vert: now.if.i.could.get.stuck.on.a.boat.with.lesbians.. .

j9fd3s: thats unconstitutional

RX7 88 Vert: haha

RX7 88 Vert: damn.my.finger.hurts.i.dremeled.it.on.accident.yes terday!

j9fd3s: lol

RX7 88 Vert: who.would.have.thought.not.drinking.and.doing.thin gs.applied.to.more.than.just.driving?

j9fd3s: lol

j9fd3s: people who make stickers

RX7 88 Vert: haha

 

i'm so bored I cant sleep

 

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:17 PM']i'm so bored I cant sleep


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go buy "double whammy" by carl haiason!, its a bass fishing murder mystery!

 

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:19 PM']go buy "double whammy" by carl haiason!, its a bass fishing murder mystery!


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I haven't read that one yet. His other books have all be funny as hell though.

 

[quote name='venomrx7' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:24 PM']I haven't read that one yet. His other books have all be funny as hell though.


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i bought that one cause they were grilling jimmy dean sausage on p1 paragraph 2.

 

[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Mar 23 2005, 08:29 PM']i bought that one cause they were grilling jimmy dean sausage on p1 paragraph 2.


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I don't remember the titles to the other ones, but all of them have made me laugh throughout the whole book. I'm gonna have to check this one out. (i might have already read it, and just don't remember the title)

 

My wife and my dad love those books. I'm sure I'd like them too, but I have trouble keeping up with all the info in a novel. I have to mark pages where each character is introduced, so I can refer to them later after I forget who's who.

 

what about the airforce?

 

I love Carl Hiaasen.

 

Whenever I get bored, I go out and go on a rampage of meaningless sex! It's a real dicker-upper.