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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:21 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:17 AM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:00 PM'] didnt we figure out if you smoke you die sooner but you get to take more time in breaks than the amount you took off your life, so you come out ahead?
mike
mike
that would be like having your cake and eating it too
mike [/quote]
when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius"
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 02:24 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:21 PM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:17 AM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:00 PM'] didnt we figure out if you smoke you die sooner but you get to take more time in breaks than the amount you took off your life, so you come out ahead?
mike
mike
that would be like having your cake and eating it too
mike [/quote]
when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]
lots of people have faked themselves into insanity.
sorta goes back to hamlet.
kevin.
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Originally Posted by wraith' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:22 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:21 AM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:17 AM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:00 PM'] didnt we figure out if you smoke you die sooner but you get to take more time in breaks than the amount you took off your life, so you come out ahead?
mike
mike
that would be like having your cake and eating it too
mike [/quote]
wasn't there a dilbert strip where wally developed the ear cigarette so he could have smoke breaks [/quote]
ear cigarette? please elaborate! some of us might be interested!
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:25 PM
[quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 02:24 PM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:21 PM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:17 AM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:00 PM'] didnt we figure out if you smoke you die sooner but you get to take more time in breaks than the amount you took off your life, so you come out ahead?
mike
mike
that would be like having your cake and eating it too
mike [/quote]
when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]
lots of people have faked themselves into insanity.
sorta goes back to hamlet.
kevin. [/quote]
never read it, or saw the movie (there had to have been a movie, right?)
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never read hamlet? *shock*, dont even know the plot or anything?
damn i NEVER read and i even know the story lol. oh well i'd teach you, but it's shakespeare
shakespeare = teh impossible to comprehend easily.
kevin
damn i NEVER read and i even know the story lol. oh well i'd teach you, but it's shakespeare
shakespeare = teh impossible to comprehend easily.
kevin
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:24 AM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:21 PM'] [quote name='Baldy' date='Jun 5 2003, 11:17 AM'] [quote name='j9fd3s' date='Jun 5 2003, 03:00 PM'] didnt we figure out if you smoke you die sooner but you get to take more time in breaks than the amount you took off your life, so you come out ahead?
mike
mike
that would be like having your cake and eating it too
mike [/quote]
when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]
i'd say he stepped over the line on that one
mike
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somebody made this topic powerful.... and someone went way to deep into this topic and i think this was supose to be just a simple question and although there really may not be an end to opinions and **** the bottome line is.... DRUGS AND ALCOHOL IS JUST A BIG ******* WASTE OF MONEY... IF I WAS BUYING **** I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE OR THE THINGS I DO. There are all types of reasons why people smoke but don't realize that in the long run or the short run its gonna **** you up . see i have alternatives and hobbies and most people do and my alternative is Cars and every aspect about cars gives me a "Natural High" and keeps me Way the **** Away from drugs and alcohol
