read the whole dialog, still stand by what i wrote, the whole dialog doesn't repeat what i said.



kevin.

I thought about faking being a smoker, just so I could have more breaks. [/quote]

that would be like having your cake and eating it too



mike [/quote]

when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius"

I thought about faking being a smoker, just so I could have more breaks. [/quote]

that would be like having your cake and eating it too



mike [/quote]

when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]

lots of people have faked themselves into insanity.

sorta goes back to hamlet.



kevin.

I thought about faking being a smoker, just so I could have more breaks. [/quote]

that would be like having your cake and eating it too



mike [/quote]

wasn't there a dilbert strip where wally developed the ear cigarette so he could have smoke breaks [/quote]

ear cigarette? please elaborate! some of us might be interested!

I thought about faking being a smoker, just so I could have more breaks. [/quote]

that would be like having your cake and eating it too



mike [/quote]

when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]

lots of people have faked themselves into insanity.

sorta goes back to hamlet.



kevin. [/quote]

never read it, or saw the movie (there had to have been a movie, right?)

never read hamlet? *shock*, dont even know the plot or anything?



damn i NEVER read and i even know the story lol. oh well i'd teach you, but it's shakespeare



shakespeare = teh impossible to comprehend easily.



kevin

I thought about faking being a smoker, just so I could have more breaks. [/quote]

that would be like having your cake and eating it too



mike [/quote]

when I used to read on dailyconfession.com (or something like that), I read about a guy that was trying to fake insanity, so he could get some kind of insurance, or unemployment or something. He actually developed certain characteristics over a long time period. He started by counting all wall outlets every time he entered a room, including asking people if there were any outlets behind their furniture. now that, my folks, qualifies as a "bud light real man of genius" [/quote]

i'd say he stepped over the line on that one



mike

well, I think he'd realize the error in his ways when they locked him up, and shove some pills down his throat.

somebody made this topic powerful.... and someone went way to deep into this topic and i think this was supose to be just a simple question and although there really may not be an end to opinions and **** the bottome line is.... DRUGS AND ALCOHOL IS JUST A BIG ******* WASTE OF MONEY... IF I WAS BUYING **** I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE OR THE THINGS I DO. There are all types of reasons why people smoke but don't realize that in the long run or the short run its gonna **** you up . see i have alternatives and hobbies and most people do and my alternative is Cars and every aspect about cars gives me a "Natural High" and keeps me Way the **** Away from drugs and alcohol

theres many hamlet movies



mike