Rob x-7:

i just sit down to pee when im half asleep, better then peeing on the wall

89 Rag:

or on your foot, i hate that, lol

Rob x-7:

especailly after you had some sex

Rob x-7:

and you have the tip closed in with some jizz, that **** is like jbweld

89 Rag:

lmao, oh yeah, the "split stream!" "doh, goddammit!" lol

CletusFD3S:

i hate that ****!!!!

Rob x-7:

now you know why its easier to sit

Il RX8 lI:

early morning? good ole' sit-n-tuck works wonders

 

 

jb weld

 

morning wood always causes erratic pee flow as well, a misfire once hit the shower curtain

 

But do you STP?

 

i knocked out a light fixture once due to that

 

I was trained to STP when my parents bought a house with hardwood floors in the bathroom. I've been trying to retrain my aim for awhile now. I got it down to anytime that's not morning, the middle of the night, and after/before sex.

 

i cant understand why some people say to sit when you have morning wood. id much rather clean it up off the floor if necessary than have my wood dipping into the toilet.

 

Well, I'd rather just hover a few inches off the seat.. Kinda have to anyway. Mr. Johnson doesn't really bend down that far.. But you know what? If I have morning wood sometimes I'll just **** in the shower.

 

Using the toilet for morning wood?



that's why they make doors to walk through, and porches to pee off of!