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God damn, I just ran into the living room and said:
"Damn mom, where's the food?" And I see sitting on the couch one of her friends, a beautifull 32 y/o MILF with 2 small kids. I got soo ******* embarrased I ran out of the room without saying hi or anything. Then I get called back in there to apologize, **** it was embarrasing, this woman is ******* hot, and she just divorced her husband too because he was cheating on her, what an idiot. BTW, I was wearing shorts and a ghetto old shirt, unshaven, and no socks. |
You suck. Haha.
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I would say that's good, and bad.
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You don't want the baggage.
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I know Scotty, I'd just love to HIT IT...
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Can I come over?? You can have the two kids that you are so interrested in. Ill take the mom!
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Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:53 PM
Can I come over?? You can have the two kids that you are so interrested in. Ill take the mom!
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well she has kids so you know shes loose https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 10:55 AM
If you come over, I'd have 3 children to take care of. LOL
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Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 12 2003, 02:03 PM
Oh....I just thought maybe I could give you a little brother or another little sister. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif
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Go for it dude. It'd be worth it, no doubt.
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Originally Posted by Dysfnctnl85' date='Aug 12 2003, 02:05 PM
Go for it dude. It'd be worth it, no doubt.
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 03:07 PM
I wouldn't dare... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...closedeyes.gif
j/k |
aw just tell her you were doing yard work, maybe she goes for pool boys
mike |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Aug 12 2003, 03:09 PM
aw just tell her you were doing yard work, maybe she goes for pool boys
mike |
LMAO
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Yes, now that she's divorced, I'm sure she's all primed to go after her friends' children!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...>/rolleyes.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Aug 12 2003, 03:13 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='Aug 12 2003, 03:09 PM'] aw just tell her you were doing yard work, maybe she goes for pool boys
mike It could work...but there's only one way to know... |
There's women I'm staying away from, those types usually consist of conceided girls and dumb ones. This woman is neither, but no thanks, not gonna try it.
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Yeah, I'm sure you're mom would be real proud!
. . . and make you appologize again! |
Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Aug 12 2003, 02:22 PM
Yeah, I'm sure you're mom would be real proud!
. . . and make you appologize again! |
Dude.. hook it up.. I would but I am Scanless like that.. hahaha
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You still live with your mom?
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Originally Posted by Srce' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:49 PM
BTW, I was wearing shorts and a ghetto old shirt, unshaven, and no socks.
She's looking for guys that can protect her physically, mentally, and fincancially.. not someone that still depends on mom to cook. Hate to break it to her, but you have nothing to offer that didn't give her the situation she's in. |
Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:36 PM
So.. she's taking care of two kids and divorced.
She's looking for guys that can protect her physically, mentally, and fincancially.. not someone that still depends on mom to cook. Hate to break it to her, but you have nothing to offer that didn't give her the situation she's in. |
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Aug 12 2003, 04:40 PM
[quote name='kkw4p' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:36 PM'] So.. she's taking care of two kids and divorced.
She's looking for guys that can protect her physically, mentally, and fincancially.. not someone that still depends on mom to cook. Hate to break it to her, but you have nothing to offer that didn't give her the situation she's in. Which we've agreed women understand very little about.. See my point? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png |
They don't know much about them BUT they are mystified and extremely impressed and intimidated by the rotary. Chicks dig it, guys want it, and i dont have one.
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dude i thought u had work?
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dude just go for it. We need a paul finch around here!
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Originally Posted by kkw4p' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:36 PM
So.. she's taking care of two kids and divorced.
She's looking for guys that can protect her physically, mentally, and fincancially.. not someone that still depends on mom to cook. Hate to break it to her, but you have nothing to offer that didn't give her the situation she's in. mike |
and bosnian!
she probaly wants the ****...been awhile sense shes had some! |
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:40 PM
[quote name='kkw4p' date='Aug 12 2003, 01:36 PM'] So.. she's taking care of two kids and divorced.
She's looking for guys that can protect her physically, mentally, and fincancially.. not someone that still depends on mom to cook. Hate to break it to her, but you have nothing to offer that didn't give her the situation she's in. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
heck yea go for it. I would after i made the mistake once already. hey i have been in almost the same situation. i feel you. but if not the rotary is enough high maintinance to keep you occupied.
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Single with two kids: Which means she needs a **** really bad
Divorced from a guy who cheated on her: Which means she needs a **** that can make her feel good! So as long as Damir can get it up....He has alot to offer her! |
Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Aug 12 2003, 06:48 PM
Single with two kids: Which means she needs a **** really bad
Divorced from a guy who cheated on her: Which means she needs a **** that can make her feel good! So as long as Damir can get it up....He has alot to offer her! mike |
Don't worry, your living at your moms house. Thats pretty much a sure sign you didnt have a chance in hell anyway. I wouldn't sweat the socks. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Aug 12 2003, 09:55 PM
[quote name='Joe Flo' date='Aug 12 2003, 06:48 PM'] Single with two kids: Which means she needs a **** really bad
Divorced from a guy who cheated on her: Which means she needs a **** that can make her feel good! So as long as Damir can get it up....He has alot to offer her! mike [/quote] Damir is NOT tappin this one!!! Dramo Killer: Yes I still do live with my parents. Ryan: I just came back from work!!! |
Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 12 2003, 10:59 AM
well she has kids so you know shes loose https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
and you can tag it just offer to watch her kids one night....then put them to sleep early and tap it when she come home.....**** brick |
if youre not going to hit then why post? when you think of women in general do you post about it?
rotary? what rotary? all i hear is talk about it.. |
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