Not so deep thoughts

by: TwStdMtL



Its days like this one that take me back to my youth. When I was a wee lad living on Sasebo Navy base in Japan, I had this cool room mate. His name has been changed to protect the obscene but will call him Dirty Mac.



Dirty Mac had a thing for little phillipino wives (other men's phillipino wives). So one day I come home from a hard days work at this post office (kicking your Mazda original and JDM parts). I come home to this phillipino broad licking my roomates ******* doggystyle!!! Yikes Batman! I tried to find a happy spot but it was just to awkward. So the phillipino girl walks the walk of shame and leaves.



A few weeks later I am still working at the base post office (bad attitude included) until I can get into my real job. And I see this phillipino broad buying stamps from one of the clerks. To my astonishment she asks the clerk for a wet sponge because she "does not lick postage stamps." I almost fell on my head laughing so hard.



What kinda girl will lick a man's *** hole but not lick a postage stamp?!?



WTF chuck?

 

Maybe she just likes the dookie?

 

...maybe i shouldve gone to school today.

 

You never know where the postage stamps have been.

 

yeah i mean that glue sometimes tastes bad

 

Only sometimes though!!!