I swore I would never get naked on my webcam. All it took was some linux geek in an irc channel saying "Wow, you're beautiful" and off goes my shirt. Hello internet.



- gv@girlvinyl.com



From Lowbrow

 

no pics though....



mike

 

WTF?

 

my new favorite bumper sticker:





Guns Kill People





LIKE SPOONS





Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat





- msenn77@yahoo.com



mike

 

is this gonna be our new lowbrow site mike?

 

haha, my zero key is sticky....



mike

 

LOL

 

Why do girls even try to give handjobs? Look at their competition... me. I've been jerking off for like 8 years and they have the nerve to go and think they can do it better than me? Just worthless I tells ya.



- kindafunny@mail.utexas.edu

 

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Cardboard sign around the neck of a dirty homeless man- "Tell me off for a dollar." Classic. Second only to the United Negro Pizza Fund guy in front of Two Boots.





- mrsgodzilla@hotmail.com



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Oh, that comes nowhere near what I had asked of me down by the santa monica pier...





"Hey, can you spare about 50, 000? My friends and I are saving up for a Jag"





Brilliant. But I didn't have it.





- reauxbothostess@hotmail.com

 

I recently read a moment on here about this girl who had a stalker folloing her all the time.

But, she spelled "stalker" as "stocker"



So I pictured some grocery clerk following her around with a box of some kind of food and dressed in a supermarket uniform.





- Blackdeath1327@hotmail.com



mike