If your undwear is 'real slick' you ARE a lond wheel stud.

 

damn, I kinda relied on that one

 

if the sign says "walk," and you step off the curb in front of another car, you will most likely lose. unless, of course, you are wearing "jordans," in which case, you will jump real high, then lose through the air

 

I always carry a leash with me when I go street racing in case someone wants to get "walked."

 

Flying by a car and tossing on the hazards only warrants you the victory of being able to hit a button on your dash while driving.

 

Pulling up next to an unsuspecting car, honking 3 times, and then flooring it for about 15 seconds and later puting your hazards on are all signs of a LOSER.

 

Make sure the person you racing isnt hiding a special spray. (reffering to all Beefy Domestics, most here in alabama are stock LS1's (98 up) with 150 shot).



If you pull it off and win dont except the "bottle is empty" bullshit.

 

Tokyo never sleeps..

 

Fat chicks always drive VW Bugs.. they runs 18's.. its not the flower rims.. weight matters! Supras are heavy onkers!

 

Win, or lose, be gracious, it marks yo uas one of the cool people